Ardvarking

1: The art of eating or drinking through the nose. (The most popularly used definition).

2: The art of eating inects with your tongue as a grabber of the insects. Most likely associated with ants and small insects.

1: "OMG, you missed it! Leah was ardvarking last night, and she ardvarked three whole shrimp AND a package of root beer!'

2: "Ew, that guy over there is ardvarking... and in a public place..."

Ardvarking by NaihleenSyphon April 4, 2012

Ardvarking

The exit code word that you give when you're on a bad date.

I went on a date last night, it wasn't going well so I had to tell him I was ardvarking out!

Ardvarking by JessRae414 October 28, 2020

aardvarking 

Term for sexual intercourse may refer to vaginal intercourse (coitus) or anal intercourse

Billy and Jane were aardvarking in the dugout.

aardvarking by Edward Thomas Nelson III September 26, 2005

Aardvarking 

The up and down snorting of contents placed anywhere on or between a woman’s pussy and asshole.

I’d enjoy aardvarking carrot cake off some Colombian pussy and ass. Not too proud to admit that.

Aardvarking by Palm Desert Dawg February 5, 2021

aardvarking 

When two men touch their penises together tip to tip and one man rolls the foreskin of his penis over the penis of the other man. It is necessary that one man is uncircumcised.

OMG, those two dudes are totally aardvarking each other.

aardvarking by minivanhalen October 3, 2010

Aardvarking 

Aardvarking ahrd-vahr-king ;
Aardvarked ahrd-vahr-kt
verb

To aardvark is to complete the following steps:
1. Put about 1 tablespoon of water in your mortar & pestle (or small bowl/dish) that is now littered with the final, hard-to-reach, hard-to-scrape remains of cocaine after a debaucherous night of having sex with your roommate’s sister and watching an entire season of “Trailer Park Boys.” Make sure the powdered remains are in the tiny pool of water
2. Take your plastic straw (which you had already stolen from a gas station and had cut into either 2 or 3 shorter straws, as aardvarkers are too hygienic, civilized and classy to use the filthy dollar bill in your wallet which contains 37 imperceptible traces of semen)
3. Vigorously snort these final remains of product
4. Revel in the 15 seconds of burning pain and discomfort
5. Now that you are undoubtedly the highest you’ve been all night, as aardvarking packs a powerful punch, you may begin constructing a plaque to hang in your office at work, which proudly states “I have aardvarked.”

You have just successfully aardvarked.

"Hey boss, I was gonna call in sick but after I started aardvarking, a thunderbolt of motivation struck me and I sprinted all the way here, blasting a Slayer album and I AM FUCKIN' READY TO SELL SOME CASKETS AND URNS!!! LET'S DO THIS SHIT!!!"

Aardvarking by crobinoscopy April 9, 2021

Aardvarking 

When a man lies on his stomach with pillows propping up his hips and a woman licks the back of his ball bag and has her nose in his ass while the guy makes noises like an anteater.

My mom walked in on me and my girlfriend aardvarking and scared my gf so bad that she sneezed in my asshole.

Aardvarking by md5375 March 25, 2009