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uncircumcized

1: A penis the way it's meant to be.

2: A man who has not experienced horrifying pain at birth.
"I LOVE MY UNCIRCUMCIZED PENIS!!!"

"Jon is uncircumcized, so that's probably why he never got into fights at school; He just wasn't as aggressive as those circumcised kids."
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uncircumcised monkey penis 

A fabulous piece of machinery that is all natural and organic. It gets the name money because it has hair like a monkey's for comfort pleasure.
My friend has a nice uncircumcised monkey penis, it gave me and his girlfriend good pleasure at work yesterday.

Uncircumsized 

A variation of the word "Uncircumcised" for those who cant spell
Uncircumsized is not spelled how it sounds
Uncircumsized by MFGrapeTastic October 25, 2010

uncircumcised 

(of genitals): complete, whole, normal, natural, but implying instead that it is normal to have had the penile prepuce (foreskin) or clitoral prepuce (hood) cut off.
They say he's uncircumcised and he looks perfectly normal to me.
uncircumcised by intactive March 10, 2015

uncircumcised 

presence of foreskin around the head of the penis
Jacob Ferguson your dick is uncircumcised

Uncircumcised Meme 

No meme should have a foreskin. All memes should be fully circumcised. Any meme that is posted without being cropped is uncircumcised and therefore is said to be carrying excessive foreskin. In some cases, a little foreskin on a meme is acceptable. However, true meme lords make sure they are circumcised.
Person 1: Can you believe he posted another uncircumcised meme?

Person 2: unbelievable. Crop that shit man
Uncircumcised Meme by Moose K May 27, 2019

Uncircumcised 

i: A bizarre depiction of a healthy intact penis, invented to normalize the archaic ritual of genital mutilation. ii: a routine, cultural brainwashing that is still active in the USA, today.
This poor bastard had his foreskin stolen from him at birth, luckily today’s citizens are starting to wake up and realize that uncircumcised just means normal penis. And that circumcised, means disfigured, mutilated penis. And that the ritualistic cutting of babies is a huge infringement on human rights.
Uncircumcised by Funkjr85 May 19, 2019
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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