Archidouche

An architect or an architecture student who always carries his or her sketchbook and who is partial to discuss at length the built environment and other musings without provocation.

Person 1: Who's that guy over there holding a sketchbook? He's talking to all of his friends about that building.

Person 2: Oh, he's a total Archidouche. He's analyzing the building and telling his friends all about it, but they clearly don't give a #@%&.

by Kathy D September 6, 2010

Archdouche

The Archdouche is a douchebag who's in a high position in the Corporate Ladder.

"Since middle management was letargic, I wrote this email straight to him, thinking I could find some assistance in getting my case sorted. As a response, this dick sent me some impolite three Blackberry lines, inclusive of an attempt at lecture in the form of part of sentences underscored..."

"hahaha, shit man that is typical David. He's the Archdouche of the Financial Department".

by Parcerito July 7, 2011

acidouche-dophilus

One who succumbs to every annoying frozen yogurt trend and must fervently extol the preeminence of one dairy peddler over another.

"Purple Swirl kicks f*cking' ass over Berry Freeze, Biaaatch!"

"Lighten up Francis, you're such an acidouche-dophilus."

by relaxfrancis October 13, 2009

accidouchely

accidouche |aksɪˈdɛouch(ə)|
noun
accidouchely |aksɪˈdɛouch(ə)li|
adverb

When you offer a black guy fried chicken
When you're accidentally a douche

by chance; inadvertently: his gun went off accidouchely | accidouchely knocked the vase over with a douche.

You dress to impress without realising you've inadvertently worn something inexcusably inappropriate - such an accidouche!

When you call her by her sisters name :L
Idiot: "ohh fuck I'm sorry it was an accidouche!"

by Pkenny April 4, 2017