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Arachnoleptic Shock
The fit your body goes into after having discovered you are walking through a spider web, instantly turning you into a ninja with the ability to scream higher than Mariah Carey.
Erika went into Arachnoleptic Shock whilst walking through the trees, shrieking and flinging her arms around like Samurai swords to ward off sneaky spiders.
Steve: "Is Erika fucking breakdancing?
Erika: "EEEeeeeeeeek! Spiders attacking!"
Amanda: "Nooo, she's in Arachnoleptic Shock, fucking spider webs sneak up on you!"
Spider: "Scream louder bitch!"
Steve: "Is Erika fucking breakdancing?
Erika: "EEEeeeeeeeek! Spiders attacking!"
Amanda: "Nooo, she's in Arachnoleptic Shock, fucking spider webs sneak up on you!"
Spider: "Scream louder bitch!"
Arachnoleptic Shock by Just Brushed September 23, 2011
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Arachnoleptic Fit
An arachnoleptic fit is the little dance you do when you walk through a spider web as you try to get it off of you. Often used as a verb or a noun. Can also be used to express distress in seeing a spider.
Darn, I'm just might have an arachnoleptic fit if I see that spider one more time.
Person 1:Is there something wrong with them?
Person 2:Nah, they're just having an arachnoleptic fit.
Person 1:Is there something wrong with them?
Person 2:Nah, they're just having an arachnoleptic fit.
Arachnoleptic Fit by Sewsuper November 17, 2011
Not here to fornicate with arachnids
A more nuanced take on ‘not here to fuck spiders’. A classic Australianism expressing that things of little consequence or excessive moderation are not worthy to be undertaken.
Further context, similar to ‘having bigger fish to fry’.
Further context, similar to ‘having bigger fish to fry’.
“Hey Ellis, last drinks just got called. Pint of pale and mezcal chaser?” says Toph.
“Not here to fornicate with arachnids.” he replies in support of the offer.
“Not here to fornicate with arachnids.” he replies in support of the offer.
Not here to fornicate with arachnids by Kiz... December 25, 2020
Araceli
One of the most beautiful, stunning, and breath-taking girls you'll ever meet. Undoubtably, they are always loving and caring. They can be extremely stubborn at times, but it'll always make you laugh because it's adorable. Her smile can light up a thousand rooms, and also never fail to make your day better. If you find an Araceli, don't ever let go.
arachnid
Fucking disgusting eight-legged abominations created by god to scare the fuck out of you by appearing out of fucking nowhere and disappearing when you get back with your chancla
arachnid by snickersnigger May 16, 2018
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