The fear of spiders. That a little spider, even though they are helping kill other insects and would never harm you, will somehow eat you alive with its little fangs, or release a spine tingling venom into your bloodstream making you into a spiderman or spiderwoman that shoots butt floss out of its wrists and swings throughout the city protecting people from evil.

Girl: AHHHH! A SPIDER!!! KILL IT!!!!
Boy: Why? it's not really doing anything.. plus i don't really want to get up..
Girl: You don't understand!!!! i have ARACHNOPHOBIA.
Boy: OH, okay let me take off my shoe..

arachnophobia by STS1802 April 17, 2011

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Arachnophobia

Arachnophobia , is something absolute pussies make up so when they get scared of something more than a thousandth smaller than them they don't look stupid.

Ben: Oh look, there's a spider.
Dick: Oh no! Get the little twat away, I've got arachnophobia!!!!
Ben: Idiot.

(Ben picks up spider and puts it on Dick)

Arachnophobia by lololwords12 April 22, 2014

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Arachnophobia

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1. Arachnophobia is a phobia for a fear of spiders.

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2. Arachnophobia is a comedy/horror movie that was released in 1990, it is rated PG-13, so only ages 13+ can watch it.

Did you watch Arachnophobia?

I took a arachnophobia test and sadly I got a positive.

Arachnophobia by ToolifyStudios October 20, 2022

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Shrodingers arachnophobia

Depending on the scenario he or she is afraid of spiders

That friend is a Shrodingers arachnophobia

Shrodingers arachnophobia by Dustsans June 28, 2023

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Homo-arachnophobia

Fear of gay spiders.

As a self-proclaimed man with homo-arachnophobia, he didn't mind the spider in the shower—he just couldn't handle the judging stare it gave his generic shampoo choices.

Homo-arachnophobia by Politicallyincorrectguy August 10, 2026