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A crazy man who just wants to find Ying's swords
Arach! Stop making my friends into clones you gay bastard!
arach by Tacobya February 17, 2017
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daaaamn girl your arach is fine as hell
arach by schnelligkeitftw October 5, 2019

arach-nads 

spidermans testicles

pender has a pair of hairy arach-nads that she duct-tapes to her barse
arach-nads by Ladddi tReilly August 7, 2004
Aarchis are very cute. It means a ray of light. Aarchi can bring light to your life. Amazingly shy and sweet. Will hold back things normally but sometimes very frank. Surprisingly good looks and nerdy and really smart and intelligent! A great hangout buddy and a really good company
Oh that's aarchi lets have fun!
aarchi by aish_1797 January 4, 2017

Arachnoleptic Shock 

The fit your body goes into after having discovered you are walking through a spider web, instantly turning you into a ninja with the ability to scream higher than Mariah Carey.
Erika went into Arachnoleptic Shock whilst walking through the trees, shrieking and flinging her arms around like Samurai swords to ward off sneaky spiders.

Steve: "Is Erika fucking breakdancing?

Erika: "EEEeeeeeeeek! Spiders attacking!"

Amanda: "Nooo, she's in Arachnoleptic Shock, fucking spider webs sneak up on you!"

Spider: "Scream louder bitch!"
Arachnoleptic Shock by Just Brushed September 23, 2011

Apache Brothers

Similar to Eskimo Brothers; two men who have received hand jobs from the same girl.
Guy 1: I just got a hand jibber from Jenny!
Guy 2: dude I got one from her last week!
Guy 1: apache brothers! *high 5*
Apache Brothers by RodmanRuxin November 26, 2014

Tohru Adachi 

The main antagonist of the critically acclaimed video game, Persona 4
Persona 1: I like Tohru Adachi
Persona 2: You're a chad
Tohru Adachi by That_One_Fellow February 3, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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