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daaaamn girl your arach is fine as hell
arach by schnelligkeitftw October 5, 2019

arach-nads 

spidermans testicles

pender has a pair of hairy arach-nads that she duct-tapes to her barse
my arach-nads are tingling.
arach-nads by Ladddi tReilly August 7, 2004
Aarchis are very cute. It means a ray of light. Aarchi can bring light to your life. Amazingly shy and sweet. Will hold back things normally but sometimes very frank. Surprisingly good looks and nerdy and really smart and intelligent! A great hangout buddy and a really good company
aarchi by aish_1797 January 4, 2017

Arachnoleptic Shock 

The fit your body goes into after having discovered you are walking through a spider web, instantly turning you into a ninja with the ability to scream higher than Mariah Carey.
Erika went into Arachnoleptic Shock whilst walking through the trees, shrieking and flinging her arms around like Samurai swords to ward off sneaky spiders.

Steve: "Is Erika fucking breakdancing?

Erika: "EEEeeeeeeeek! Spiders attacking!"

Amanda: "Nooo, she's in Arachnoleptic Shock, fucking spider webs sneak up on you!"

Spider: "Scream louder bitch!"
Arachnoleptic Shock by Just Brushed September 23, 2011

Apache Brothers

Similar to Eskimo Brothers; two men who have received hand jobs from the same girl.
Guy 1: I just got a hand jibber from Jenny!
Guy 2: dude I got one from her last week!
Guy 1: apache brothers! *high 5*
Apache Brothers by RodmanRuxin November 26, 2014

Tohru Adachi 

The main antagonist of the critically acclaimed video game, Persona 4
Persona 1: I like Tohru Adachi
Persona 2: You're a chad
Tohru Adachi by That_One_Fellow February 3, 2021