arachnid 

Fucking disgusting eight-legged abominations created by god to scare the fuck out of you by appearing out of fucking nowhere and disappearing when you get back with your chancla

"Holy fuck I just saw a spider (arachnid),"
*gets chancla*
"Fuck it's gone,"
*fucking moves out*

arachnid by snickersnigger May 16, 2018

arachnid 

Surely one of the most successful groups of animals in the history of this planet. There are arachnids on every continent (except Antarctica, obviously). Arachnids include spiders, scorpions, mites, ticks and the like. Though it is very rare for soft-bodied animals to survive, in fossil form, the oldest known fossil spider is 380 million years old, and there are even older fossil scorpions and sea scorpions known. Whenever I watch a tarantula or scorpion I can't help feeling I'm being given a viewpoint on an early age of life on this planet.

An example of an arachnid: a tarantula, a member of the oldest group of spiders which did not spin webs, merely used silk to line their burrows.

arachnid by Stormsworder November 16, 2006

Arachnid 

God-Like vessel of greatness

Arachnid is a God-Like vessel of greatness!

Arachnid by Anonymous September 3, 2003

Arachnid Recolonizer 

Someone who relocates Spiders on all other floors of a build excluding their own... This is so the Spiders can breed and mingle freely amongst unsuspecting victims when they are the most vulnerable and don't have their ANTI-Spider defenses up and running.

When you happen to come across an Eight-legged Spider...and Eight-legged mind you...you simply trap it in some sort of sufficient Spider-carrying device and let it free in a stranger’s room on a different floor than your own. And well, that should suffice as a Arachnid Recolonizer.

Arachnid Recolonizer by gingerfaker23 October 12, 2011

Arachnid boy 

Rip off of spider man, if you like this word your gay and a mistake, if you are this word your the worst ever there is no word that explains you

Wow that arachnid boy is so gay and retarded, ew he looks like an arachnid boy

Arachnid boy by Landon <3 January 25, 2022

Not here to fornicate with arachnids 

A more nuanced take on ‘not here to fuck spiders’. A classic Australianism expressing that things of little consequence or excessive moderation are not worthy to be undertaken.

Further context, similar to ‘having bigger fish to fry’.

“Hey Ellis, last drinks just got called. Pint of pale and mezcal chaser?” says Toph.
“Not here to fornicate with arachnids.” he replies in support of the offer.

Not here to fornicate with arachnids by Kiz... December 25, 2020

Arachnads 

Spidey's gonads

"My spider-sense detects tingling sensation in my arachnads" said Spidey as he looks at Mary Jane in a wet t-shirt.

Arachnads by dolop October 29, 2008