Apsey 

That Is Fat And Violent
Normally A Science Or Geology Teacher

Apsey Is A Term For Anal Sex With A Beaver

Mr Apsey Is Such A Noob!!!!

OMFG Hes Doing An Apsey!

Apsey by G...G... February 3, 2009

asseyes

Someone who has a strange "look"

What are you lookin at asseyes?

asseyes by db9er August 26, 2003

arsey 

Disingenuous, petty and aggressive behaviour focusing personal criticism (or withholding praise) in order to cause pain /discomfort despite having no genuine concern about the specific issues addressed – the object being rather to aggress the person or people concerned for some other reason than those given, or to simply vent aggression the cause of which has nothing to do with them. Often involves sarcasm and / or nit-picking.

He doesn’t really think you sound stupid on the phone, he is just being arsey because you got the promotion.

arsey by Philosophe June 1, 2006

Arsey 

British Slang for a poor tempered and very uncooperative person

She didn't get arsey after she got her final exam results

Arsey by Der_ DeutscheProfessor December 29, 2020

Asseyes

1. Someone who is so incredibly stupid that regular insults cannot adequately convey how inept they really are.

2. Sometimes one cannot quantifiably define why they don't like a person so that person must be an asseyes.

That guy Greg was the biggest asseyes on the boat, and now he's the biggest asseyes at the Post Office

Asseyes by SSEP August 4, 2010

arsey 

To be grumpy. see also arse and arsed

Do get arsey with me! - Don't go into a bad modd.

alt. He's got his arse in a sling/his hand. - He's being grumpy.

arsey by Steven Norgate January 31, 2003

Assey 

The act of doing or saying something in a smartass manner.

Kenny can't help but be assey, he is the biggest smartass ever.

Assey by 0k1 November 13, 2011