Apsley

Absolute shithole, I’ve never met someone who enjoys living here and isn’t a drug addict or old man

“Hey have you heard of Apsley?” “No??” “Good.”

by Shadow-hates-stuff January 27, 2021

apsley

You mostly find them in England but some travel to Canada to play hockey. Apsley's are huge cunts who disagree with everything you say even if they know you're right. Even though Apsley has traveled to Canada to play hockey, he is the biggest bender on the ice.

"Who is that british bender over there?"

"Oh... That's Apsley."

by BobMendoza June 01, 2017