Assey

The act of doing or saying something in a smartass manner.

Kenny can't help but be assey, he is the biggest smartass ever.

by 0k1 November 13, 2011

Assey

People with the name Asay but everyone knows it’s pronounced Assey

Me: Hey Assey STFU!
Asay: Did you really spell my name wrong again?!

by sirpukesalot August 04, 2018

assey

A person being an asshole; complete and absolute asshole

Jon is such an assey

by Aaron/Jake August 01, 2006

Assey Facey

A metrosexual male that pays way too much attention to his head and face area, such as using too much hair gel and waxing ones face.

"God Zach's such an assey facey, He can't go anywhere without spending an hour on his hair and face!"

by Matt Adam Rymur July 16, 2008

Holy-Assey

Holy-Assey equals to asshole in meaning, yet when in trouble, you can easily say you didn't mean asshole, but that you have a holy ass! ;)

A: UGH! YOU ARE SUCH A Holy-Assey !
B: DID YOU JUST CALL ME AN ASSHOLE?
A: NO, I SAID YOUR ASS IS HOLEY. (:
B: OH OKAY.

by Tineen August 19, 2008

Assey-Holey

A person who is humorous and a jerk.

"OMG! Why do you have to be such an Assey-Holey!"

by Slamboni September 29, 2007