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a guy that typically stinks and acts gay with his freinds,he likes to fool around and have fun but he cant keep his ideas to himself,he loves to protect his family members and talk about the LGBTQ comunity,this dude asey is cool i want to spend time with him.
bro what is that smell its probably asey,take a shower.
he acts like an asey.

asey dont hurt me,i need to protect GATTI.
i could beat that asey,he dosent look intimidating.
if my monkey was persone he would be called asey.
Asey by Mommymilkers!!! April 23, 2022
the most amazing person to have ever walked the earth if you know her you're blessed plus shes hot.
dude look at asey!
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That really cool and smart kid who is better then everyone else.
Yo u know Aseyah?
Yeh I know him
He’s so cool
A cold-hearted, arrogant, selfish, retarded, fake, greedy little bitch that only cares about herself and she is also known as the BIGGEST ASSHOLE OF ALL TIME she will make you fall in love with her and convince you that she loves you back but then she starts ignoring you and starts acting like an asshole and then you realize that she doesnt give a single shit about you but you can't break up with her because you're so FUCKING IN LOVE with her and because deep deep down you still have hope that she will change and become A normal human being BUT AT THE SAME TIME YOURE SO FUCKING TIRED OF her bullshit but you cant live without her and sometimes you just think of committing suicide because it's just too fucking much
"Do u know who she is?"
"No"
"She is Aseyah"
"damn, i bet u her parents hate her that's why her name is aseyah"
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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