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1. Someone who is so incredibly stupid that regular insults cannot adequately convey how inept they really are.

2. Sometimes one cannot quantifiably define why they don't like a person so that person must be an asseyes.
That guy Greg was the biggest asseyes on the boat, and now he's the biggest asseyes at the Post Office
by SSEP August 04, 2010
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Strange look from someone who's eyes appear abnormally large. Ass eyes are also a look of stupidity.
He gave me the Ass Eyes for saying motherfucker in the meeting.
by bad November 28, 2003
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somebody with wrinkles around their eyes which resemble folds of skin surrounding the anus
Whoa she's got a BAD case of ass eyes
by Spanky_the_elf January 24, 2005
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(n) a person (or creature) whose eyes have a special quality of vacancy and vacuousness, reminiscent of a evil, bottomless anus. whether utterly daft or extremely crafty, those with "ass eyes" will appear to have no soul.

note: children and small animals commonly cry and/or take flight when caught in the gaze of an ass eye.
girl 1: yo, girl, i was co'chillin when i noticed "ass eyes" starring me down across the buss.
girl 2: gross.
girl 1: yeah, then when the bus stopped he purposely brushed up against my tits on his way out.
girl 2: fuckin' ass clown.
by Lfrey April 25, 2006
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An incredibly drunk individual whos eyes become like butt cheeks, which usually involves stumbling sentences and awkward advances at unattractive persons.
Bro, you had big time ass-eyes last night when you peed your pants and then slept with that homeless lady
by Eric "ae" Kettonhoffen February 16, 2008
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Someone who does something stupid, usually without looking. This word usually pertains to idiotic drivers, but, can be used as an expletive when angry.
Hey, get in your own lane, ass-eyes!
by JWLA August 23, 2005
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