1. Someone who is so incredibly stupid that regular insults cannot adequately convey how inept they really are.

2. Sometimes one cannot quantifiably define why they don't like a person so that person must be an asseyes.

Someone who has a strange "look"

Strange look from someone who's eyes appear abnormally large. Ass eyes are also a look of stupidity.

somebody with wrinkles around their eyes which resemble folds of skin surrounding the anus

(n) a person (or creature) whose eyes have a special quality of vacancy and vacuousness, reminiscent of a evil, bottomless anus. whether utterly daft or extremely crafty, those with "ass eyes" will appear to have no soul.

note: children and small animals commonly cry and/or take flight when caught in the gaze of an ass eye.

An incredibly drunk individual whos eyes become like butt cheeks, which usually involves stumbling sentences and awkward advances at unattractive persons.

Someone who does something stupid, usually without looking. This word usually pertains to idiotic drivers, but, can be used as an expletive when angry.