assey

A person being an asshole; complete and absolute asshole

Jon is such an assey

by Aaron/Jake August 1, 2006

Assey

The act of doing or saying something in a smartass manner.

Kenny can't help but be assey, he is the biggest smartass ever.

by 0k1 November 13, 2011

Assey

People with the name Asay but everyone knows it’s pronounced Assey

Me: Hey Assey STFU!
Asay: Did you really spell my name wrong again?!

by sirpukesalot August 4, 2018

Assey Facey

A metrosexual male that pays way too much attention to his head and face area, such as using too much hair gel and waxing ones face.

"God Zach's such an assey facey, He can't go anywhere without spending an hour on his hair and face!"

by Matt Adam Rymur December 9, 2008

Holy-Assey

Holy-Assey equals to asshole in meaning, yet when in trouble, you can easily say you didn't mean asshole, but that you have a holy ass! ;)

A: UGH! YOU ARE SUCH A Holy-Assey !
B: DID YOU JUST CALL ME AN ASSHOLE?
A: NO, I SAID YOUR ASS IS HOLEY. (:
B: OH OKAY.

by Tineen October 13, 2008

asseyes

Someone who has a strange "look"

What are you lookin at asseyes?

by db9er August 26, 2003

Asseyes

1. Someone who is so incredibly stupid that regular insults cannot adequately convey how inept they really are.

2. Sometimes one cannot quantifiably define why they don't like a person so that person must be an asseyes.

That guy Greg was the biggest asseyes on the boat, and now he's the biggest asseyes at the Post Office

by SSEP August 4, 2010