Jon is such an assey
by Aaron/Jake August 01, 2006
by 0k1 November 13, 2011
by sirpukesalot August 04, 2018
A metrosexual male that pays way too much attention to his head and face area, such as using too much hair gel and waxing ones face.
"God Zach's such an assey facey, He can't go anywhere without spending an hour on his hair and face!"
by Matt Adam Rymur July 16, 2008
Holy-Assey equals to asshole in meaning, yet when in trouble, you can easily say you didn't mean asshole, but that you have a holy ass! ;)
A: UGH! YOU ARE SUCH A Holy-Assey !
B: DID YOU JUST CALL ME AN ASSHOLE?
A: NO, I SAID YOUR ASS IS HOLEY. (:
B: OH OKAY.
B: DID YOU JUST CALL ME AN ASSHOLE?
A: NO, I SAID YOUR ASS IS HOLEY. (:
B: OH OKAY.
by Tineen August 19, 2008
by db9er August 26, 2003
1. Someone who is so incredibly stupid that regular insults cannot adequately convey how inept they really are.
2. Sometimes one cannot quantifiably define why they don't like a person so that person must be an asseyes.
2. Sometimes one cannot quantifiably define why they don't like a person so that person must be an asseyes.
That guy Greg was the biggest asseyes on the boat, and now he's the biggest asseyes at the Post Office
by SSEP August 04, 2010