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Apeshit bananas 

The extreme of going apeshit. To completely lose one's mind in a violent manner, or when used to describe a situation, the act of descending into complete chaos.
When I found out that my entire project had been deleted, I went completely apeshit bananas on everyone that had touched my computer in 24 hours.

By the time the riot police got there, everything was already apeshit bananas.
Apeshit bananas by Mr. Puggles September 26, 2011
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A state of anger and rage that produces behavior more closely resembling that of an enraged ape than a human.

From the habit of enraged apes of flinging their own feces at their object of anger (if you haven't experienced this phenomenon first hand consider yourself blessed).
Billy-Bob went apeshit when Jimmy-Joe puked up four moon pies on his '68 Dodge Dart.
apeshit by 6079 Smith W March 21, 2005

Après cunt 

Drinks you have after a pleasant and refreshing bit of cunt sport, such as fucking or muffin munching.

Derivation: Après, French for 'after'; Cunt, Anglo-Saxon for 'cunt'.
"I like an ice cold limoncello or an yellorange cocktail après cunt. They are both delightful accompaniments to the after taste of pussy juice."
Après cunt by silkpouch September 25, 2007

statutory apeshit 

statutory ape + apeshit

1) A primal rage induced by the insanity of bureaucratic procedures, social-political injustice, or "legalized" oppression.

2) A collapse of an institution to total anarchy; A failure to bring/maintain any control or order.
1) After spending all week at the licensing offices just to get a permit to apply for a license to grant permission to let my son cut my lawn, I'm ready to go statutory apeshit!

2) When they lost the procedural manuals, the company went statutory apeshit and then went out of business.

Après fart

An après fart happens when a person farts and will stand there

with a warm drink in their hand appreciating the after affects of their fart on other people in the room.
Stan stood there drinking his tea with a glow of satisfaction whilst others in the room choked on his fart. He raised his mug of tea to the other people enjoying the après fart.
Après fart by indybob November 21, 2011

go apeshit 

To have a cow and totally lose it.
After his pet baboon got out of its cage and threw its feces all around the house, Mike totally went apeshit.
(go apeshit)
go apeshit by Nick D October 21, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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