Apresh

To appreciate something so much that it refreshes your view of the world, therefore apreshes it.

I found out that Mita had a peaceful mode that made our models look so cute! I just Apreshiated it so much and all the new content!

Apresh by ThatOneClumsybear November 11, 2025

Apeshit bananas 

The extreme of going apeshit. To completely lose one's mind in a violent manner, or when used to describe a situation, the act of descending into complete chaos.

When I found out that my entire project had been deleted, I went completely apeshit bananas on everyone that had touched my computer in 24 hours.

By the time the riot police got there, everything was already apeshit bananas.

Apeshit bananas by Mr. Puggles September 26, 2011

apeshit 

A state of anger and rage that produces behavior more closely resembling that of an enraged ape than a human.

From the habit of enraged apes of flinging their own feces at their object of anger (if you haven't experienced this phenomenon first hand consider yourself blessed).

Billy-Bob went apeshit when Jimmy-Joe puked up four moon pies on his '68 Dodge Dart.

apeshit by 6079 Smith W March 21, 2005

Après cunt 

Drinks you have after a pleasant and refreshing bit of cunt sport, such as fucking or muffin munching.

Derivation: Après, French for 'after'; Cunt, Anglo-Saxon for 'cunt'.

"I like an ice cold limoncello or an yellorange cocktail après cunt. They are both delightful accompaniments to the after taste of pussy juice."

Après cunt by silkpouch September 25, 2007

statutory apeshit 

statutory ape + apeshit

1) A primal rage induced by the insanity of bureaucratic procedures, social-political injustice, or "legalized" oppression.

2) A collapse of an institution to total anarchy; A failure to bring/maintain any control or order.

1) After spending all week at the licensing offices just to get a permit to apply for a license to grant permission to let my son cut my lawn, I'm ready to go statutory apeshit!

2) When they lost the procedural manuals, the company went statutory apeshit and then went out of business.

statutory apeshit by Man-Machine June 25, 2008

Après fart

An après fart happens when a person farts and will stand there

with a warm drink in their hand appreciating the after affects of their fart on other people in the room.

Stan stood there drinking his tea with a glow of satisfaction whilst others in the room choked on his fart. He raised his mug of tea to the other people enjoying the après fart.

Après fart by indybob November 21, 2011

go apeshit 

To have a cow and totally lose it.

After his pet baboon got out of its cage and threw its feces all around the house, Mike totally went apeshit.
(go apeshit)

go apeshit by Nick D October 21, 2005