Definitions by indybob

Fogeyphile 

A young person who has a fetish for the older person

Pete slept with the 80 year old woman and his girlfriend found out. Out of disgust she said "what are you a fogeyphile?"

Fogeyphile by indybob September 2, 2012

Alumwell 

Area in the town of Walsall, England. Best described as a concrete jungle whose only employers are chipshops, the dole or pimps. Only entertainment is "community centres" that are used by people who do not live in the area and park all over the pavement.

I live in Alumwell, its a shit hole in Walsall

Alumwell by indybob November 22, 2011

Après fart

An après fart happens when a person farts and will stand there

with a warm drink in their hand appreciating the after affects of their fart on other people in the room.

Stan stood there drinking his tea with a glow of satisfaction whilst others in the room choked on his fart. He raised his mug of tea to the other people enjoying the après fart.

Après fart by indybob November 21, 2011

Bed Angel

When your partner leaves the double bed that you share and you move to the middle of the bed, and start waving your legs and arms to make the shape of an angel in the bed.

I kicked the girlfriend out of bed and started making a bed angel

Bed Angel by indybob April 22, 2011

finger rape

The act of placing a finger in someones orifice without their permission

Why did you finger rape my mouth?

finger rape by indybob February 5, 2010

palfrey

A slum area of Walsall with the only industry being chipshops. It is where chavs and mental people like to hang out on street corners.

The chav was hungry, "Need to go to Palfrey man, I'm starving"

palfrey by indybob October 6, 2009

Ol Cock Eye 

What a chav turns into when they hit 30. An overweight mother of dirty children who run round with no shoes and pee in the street. She has a flat face and her eyes are far apart which is why the neighbours call her Ol Cock Eye. This breed is mostly found in the town of Walsall.

"Ol Cock Eye" is back from the night before. the night before

Ol Cock Eye by indybob October 5, 2009