An après fart happens when a person farts and will stand there
with a warm drink in their hand appreciating the after affects of their fart on other people in the room.
with a warm drink in their hand appreciating the after affects of their fart on other people in the room.
Stan stood there drinking his tea with a glow of satisfaction whilst others in the room choked on his fart. He raised his mug of tea to the other people enjoying the après fart.
by indybob November 21, 2011
When your partner leaves the double bed that you share and you move to the middle of the bed, and start waving your legs and arms to make the shape of an angel in the bed.
by indybob April 04, 2011
What a chav turns into when they hit 30. An overweight mother of dirty children who run round with no shoes and pee in the street. She has a flat face and her eyes are far apart which is why the neighbours call her Ol Cock Eye. This breed is mostly found in the town of Walsall.
by indybob October 05, 2009
An angry little man with self hate issues. He has a penis so small it is the shape and size of a cork. He is so desperate to shag women, he dry humps them into submission.
by indybob April 09, 2009
Pete slept with the 80 year old woman and his girlfriend found out. Out of disgust she said "what are you a fogeyphile?"
by indybob September 02, 2012
by indybob July 08, 2009
Area in the town of Walsall, England. Best described as a concrete jungle whose only employers are chipshops, the dole or pimps. Only entertainment is "community centres" that are used by people who do not live in the area and park all over the pavement.
by indybob November 22, 2011