Applause

The act of relieving semen in your hands, and then clapping in your partner's face.

"After they finished having sex, John blew a load in his hands and blinded Mary with some Applause for a job well done."

by Butterman505 December 09, 2009

Applause

What you call the clap if you have it for a long time or a very serious case

Paris Hilton doesn't have the clap, she has the applause

by deeezenutz September 05, 2009

Applause

A series of self given high fives driven by one of the following purposes:

1. Congratulate someone else's achievement.
2. Acknowledge the end of a joke, speach or musical scene.
3. Sing the "Happy Birthday" song.
4. Force the speaker to shut the hell up.
5. Kill a flying insect.
6. Mimic a seal.
7. For the sake of peer pressure.

You see, the applause is only present in the Happy Birthday song to prevent us from realizing how ridiculous it is. Try to do either of them separately and you'll get what I'm saying.

I'm just starting the applause so everyone can tell the joke is over and it's ok to laugh.

by Renaum August 19, 2012

Applause

A worse version of "the clap"
meaning to say that this person has HELLA stds.

this bitch tiffany doesn't just have the clap, she has the applause!

by Katy Cheyenne April 21, 2010

Applause

Before 5th grade, both males and females have no reproductive organs, just a plateau of skin. The only sexual thing they can do is hit their plateaus together making the sound of hands clapping.

Mom: Honey, do you hear what Timmy and Sally are doing?
Dad: They're just giving applause to the movie they're watching.

by HustlerKidd October 13, 2008

Applausion

An explosion of applause

"Dude, that guy was amazing at guitar! Did you hear that applausion he got? I almost went deaf!"

by Max A. January 29, 2006

The Applause

There are two females and two males involved. Each female has four on the floor facing opposite directions. Each male is on his knees back to back. Both males simultaneously pork the respected females from behind. The clapping sounds made from male to female and male to male (thats why your back to back) creates an applause.
Warning: do not try with clap-on lamps

Bro, "the applause" we got last night was fantastic.

by Jimmy Dean the sausage master September 14, 2008