MW3

The reason why my girlfriend broke up with me.

*Our text messages* I was "busy" so I could not answer them.

"Hey"
*3 hours later*

"What are you doing?"
*1 hour later*

"Wanna hang out?"
*Another 3 hours later*
"Oh sorry baby I was playing MW3! Srry"

"Ok so u would rathr play that stupid game than hang out with me?"

"Ill tlk after this last 1"

"OMG I'm so done with you!"

FML

by ChiCitysAssasin June 4, 2012

MW3

Refer to "MW2".

Kid 1: Did you see that new COD game that came out?
Kid 2: Ya! You mean MW2!
Kid 1: No. I mean MW3.
Kid 2: MW2.5?

by ZCD99 December 29, 2011

MW3

more like MW2.5 but still looks better than Black Ops.

MW3 coming out with a new attachment for your C4 how great I'm definitely getting the game!

by Name Your Price June 29, 2011

MW3

A game made for 9-year-olds who like to hack, "quiskope", and toob. Slated to to release 11/8/11.

9-year-old: OMG, MW3 iz coeming owt soon!!1!

Responsible Adult Who Enjoys Video Games: Fuck that. I'm getting Battlefield 3.

by CLAUSVONRHINELAND August 19, 2011

MW3

the third and hopefully final installment to the modern warfare franchise. about 5 hours of campaign play and up to level 80 in multiplayer. its pretty fun though

soap dies mid-MW3, and you finish as price as a juggernaut killing people and eventually hang makarov from a noose and light up a victory cigar.

by Fuckthenonbelievers November 9, 2011

MW3

The newest game in the CoD series. Expected to be trumped by BF3, but, turned out to have more fans.

BF3 player: Dude, you need to get BF3, it is so good
MW3 player: You're an idiot, MW3 is better and will stay that way
BF3 player: Heck, I'll get it

by Bulldogfan111 November 25, 2011

MW3

MW3 is not black ops, it is the next Modern Warfare that is coming out Nov. 8, 2011.

BoB: Hey Joe, have you pre-ordered MW3 yet?
Joe, No not yet, waiting to get my food stamps money

by the Night Day May 20, 2011