Ap ple

It's a round fruit, which typically has thin red or ▉▉▉▉ skin and crisp flesh. It has a resemblance of an apple.
This fruit cannot be found in rural, crowded, remote areas or anywhere, really. if, by any chance, found, Civilians approximately 100 km should be evacuated, immediately. It will consume everything within 100 km leaving nothing behind. It will expand until it has consumed enough. Its purpose has not been known yet.

Ap ple tastes good. I do not advise you to find it.

by Brink of Oblivion November 3, 2020

Apples Against Humanity

Mixing the cards in the games "Cards Against Humanity" and "Apples to Apples." It allows for adults to have fun but show some respect to children.

Everyone wanted to play Cards Against Humanity, but since it was a kids party we played Apples Against Humanity.

by Extra Mayo May 20, 2015

fuck apple

No definition, just wanted to say that Apple fucking sucks shit.

I just spent my entire night torrenting DMGs of OS X because the recovery process for the used Mac Mini I bought requires an Apple ID, and it's near impossible to make a recovery USB outside of OS X itself.

Fuck Apple.

by crungo July 26, 2017

Alabama Appleseed

Following the act during anal sex of deep breathing and relaxing the sphincter (The Breathe Act), all kinds of shit that was in custody shoots out the anus at cock release and withdrawal. This shit released from its incarceration of the anus are many, resembling piles of Alabama Appleseeds. Thus its name.

Brah, I thought butt sex with Regina was going hot hot hot…And THEN she did The Breathe Act as I pulled my cock out!…. DEEEEEMN!!! Alabama Appleseed everywhere!!!

by Panama Pucker December 20, 2021

Bon apple tea

when like the food hella good and you bout to eat it you say bon apple tea it's like French or some shit

This food looking gooder den a bitch. Bon apple tea nigga

by Andrewkayvoninsta August 25, 2016

Apple Stairs

The biggest opp of the century

Fuck bruh I just broke my 200 dollar Macbook when I fell off the Apple Stairs‼️

by Zesteas October 16, 2021

Applepotamus

The resultant offspring from the copulation of a hippopotamus and an apple.

Did you hear that Directinos successfully bred an applepotamus in his secret treetop laboratory? It's rather amazing. Almost as amazing as his GPS-like Howard tracking abilities.

by Machiep November 12, 2012