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A literal translation of the Dutch informal noun “mierenneuker”. The term is used to call out people on petty, infuriatingly specific or nitpicky behavior. Antfucker usually refers to people who screw people over by focusing on tiny mistakes others make, or being overly critical of small things they dislike.

The term is also used as a verb: “mierenneuken”, or “to fuck ants”
“I know I’m fucking ants at this point, but i hate how the lace on the dress is just a tiny bit too low and the sleeves are a little bit too wide.”

Jesus christ, what antfucker gave me a failing grade because I didn’t write the date on my test paper?”

“They turned down my manuscript, not because they thought I was a hack writer, but because they didn’t want to publish a book with a male main character. What kind of antfuckery is that?”
Antfucker by Cool-Guy-Senpai November 28, 2017
Someone who is obsessed with little details; a perfectionist.
Myra Ellen is such an antfucker; she made us re-record the track until she thought it sounded perfect.
Antfucker by starfucker08 October 30, 2008
"Let's not antfuck about whether you arrived at 7:12 or 7:13; the important thing is that you were late."
antfuck by Pure Imaginary May 13, 2005
The dutch version of nitpicker, it quite literally means to fuck an ant. In dutch: miereneuker.
He goes for all the details, hes an antfucker

anafuckery 

The annual date of the first time you fucked your partner.
Happy anafuckery honey!
anafuckery by Deathesquire August 22, 2023

anyfuckingwhen 

The combination of the words "fuck" and "anywhen" which implies somebody's strong interest into sealing a deal very quickly.

The abridged version "anyf'nwhen" can also be used.
Hot chick: I wanna suck your cock baby...
Horny dude: ANYF'NWHEN!

Dude1: Dude, it's been forever since last time we meet, we should hook up for a beer somewhen, what do you say?
Dude2: Totally dude, i'm free anyfuckingwhen!
anyfuckingwhen by Dr Manian October 13, 2011