Deathesquire's definitions

Dick handed

When you walk in on a guy wacking off.

I didn’t know Larry was in his bedroom and when I walked in I caught him dick handed!

by Deathesquire August 23, 2023

comita non grata

Someone so disliked that nobody wants to eat them.

She is so off putting she is totally comita non grata!

by Deathesquire February 18, 2024

chime hounded

Being annoyed by multiple text or email chimes in relatively quick succession.

God blast it! These people won’t stop texting me, I feel like I’m being chime hounded.

by Deathesquire April 20, 2023

French-eskimo kiss

An Eskimo kiss preceded by the licking of a nose.

Do you want me to French-Eskimo kiss you?

by Deathesquire August 22, 2023

anafuckery

The annual date of the first time you fucked your partner.

Happy anafuckery honey!

by Deathesquire August 22, 2023

Fucknutter

It’s just a great word that can be used in anger or jest.

Listen fucknutter!…

by Deathesquire August 22, 2023

stetwalk

Get the fuck over it or get the fuck out.

You have to stetwalk that situation man.

by Deathesquire July 13, 2023