antfuck
"Let's not antfuck about whether you arrived at 7:12 or 7:13; the important thing is that you were late."
antfuck by Pure Imaginary May 13, 2005
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Antfucker
A literal translation of the Dutch informal noun “mierenneuker”. The term is used to call out people on petty, infuriatingly specific or nitpicky behavior. Antfucker usually refers to people who screw people over by focusing on tiny mistakes others make, or being overly critical of small things they dislike.
The term is also used as a verb: “mierenneuken”, or “to fuck ants”
The term is also used as a verb: “mierenneuken”, or “to fuck ants”
“I know I’m fucking ants at this point, but i hate how the lace on the dress is just a tiny bit too low and the sleeves are a little bit too wide.”
“Jesus christ, what antfucker gave me a failing grade because I didn’t write the date on my test paper?”
“They turned down my manuscript, not because they thought I was a hack writer, but because they didn’t want to publish a book with a male main character. What kind of antfuckery is that?”
“Jesus christ, what antfucker gave me a failing grade because I didn’t write the date on my test paper?”
“They turned down my manuscript, not because they thought I was a hack writer, but because they didn’t want to publish a book with a male main character. What kind of antfuckery is that?”
Antfucker by Cool-Guy-Senpai November 28, 2017
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Myra Ellen is such an antfucker; she made us re-record the track until she thought it sounded perfect.
Antfucker by starfucker08 October 30, 2008
auntfucker
NOUN C ● SK UK /ɑ ntˌfʌk.əʳ/ US /æntˌfʌk.ɚ/
ALSO aunt-fucker or aunt fucker
1. (STRONGLY VULGAR, OFFENSIVE) an extremely ungrateful person, a person devoid of gratitude
2. (STRONGLY VULGAR, DEROGATORY) one who breaks the Bro Code, puts dates before mates, or leaves family for their cheap love, especially after their mates have fought with and defended them all the way through, dead or alive
3. (MARKEDLY VULGAR) an extremely intense experience, often but not always negative
4. (TEASINGLY, FRIENDLY, JOKINGLY, VULGAR) a good very close friend or relative
5. (VULGAR, LITERALLY) one who fucks their aunt
ALSO aunt-fucker or aunt fucker
1. (STRONGLY VULGAR, OFFENSIVE) an extremely ungrateful person, a person devoid of gratitude
2. (STRONGLY VULGAR, DEROGATORY) one who breaks the Bro Code, puts dates before mates, or leaves family for their cheap love, especially after their mates have fought with and defended them all the way through, dead or alive
3. (MARKEDLY VULGAR) an extremely intense experience, often but not always negative
4. (TEASINGLY, FRIENDLY, JOKINGLY, VULGAR) a good very close friend or relative
5. (VULGAR, LITERALLY) one who fucks their aunt
1. Jon Snow, you auntfucker! How could you!
2. I can't believe Jon Snow has completely ignored Ghost just like that. What an auntfucker!
3. War is a motherfucker, and the Great War is an auntfucker.
4. You little auntfucker, vomiting is celebrating!
5. You are Aegon Targaryen, true auntfucker of the Seven Kingdoms.
2. I can't believe Jon Snow has completely ignored Ghost just like that. What an auntfucker!
3. War is a motherfucker, and the Great War is an auntfucker.
4. You little auntfucker, vomiting is celebrating!
5. You are Aegon Targaryen, true auntfucker of the Seven Kingdoms.
auntfucker by Tetka Fuker May 11, 2019
artfucker
similar to in artfag, an artfucker is one who is very involved in art and the local art scene. unlike the word artfag, however, artfucker specifically refers to someone who is arrogant and self-indulgent in making and talking about their art and art in general.
artfuck
A person who's entire life revolves around the local and national art scene. Usually used as a term in underground circles. See artfag. Usually shows an elitist attitude, surrounding themselves with other artists and musicians.
artfuck by bobrock5000 November 24, 2004
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