Antiguans

Antiguans can be bare rude. But those mum's there's no running from the slipper I swear to god. But they be leng like the beaches

Guy 1-Damn she fit
Guy 2-but rude asf
Guy 3-must be one of those antiguans

by Nunya business ✌🏽 February 2, 2020

Sean-anigans

Tomfoolery, mischief, or other such activities, often illegal, coming from a Sean. Also used to describe the weirdness, strange jokes, posts and sometimes complete nonsense that comes from a Sean!

Sean: hey i'm having people over this saturday. we're going to kidnap a stripper. wanna come join the sean-anigans?

by j-roc147 June 16, 2011

antigasm

A rather unpleasant experience, with equal negative intensity to that of the positive of an orgasm. Antigasms balance the universe

Shut up Rachel, your negative attitude is giving me an antigasm

by Anthony Appleton July 26, 2005

Antiguan Bowflex

Initially, each partner must perform a brief low-intensity workout, in order to get the blood flowing and prepare their bodies for the deviant sex acts to follow. Furthermore, due to the endorphin release from exercise, the participants will be mentally prepared and aroused, enabling a more successful, passionate experience. Next, the receiving partner must sit or lie on the ground, with their head in a reclined position, representing the "weight bench" element of a real Bowflex exercise device. Upon moving, the giver must be seated so his testicles rest in the receiver's mouth, making sure the jaw is spread enough to facilitate deep-throating of the shaft and balls. Then, the receiver must extend and flex their arms out in a chicken wing manner, creating the actual Antiguan Bowflex. Now, the partners can get to the heart of the position. Squatting up and down, the giver dips his entire package into the mouth of the receiver, in a "facefucking" manner. While this requires an experienced fellater, the orgasmic potential of such technique is boundless. An additional benefit of the position is that the flexing inherent in the dipping procedure can postpone climax and enable a better experience for both partners. Furthermore, participants with enough balance and dexterity can offer the receiver a reacharound, ensuring an enjoyable event for all.  Aside from the sexual benefits, this move also offers exercise and flexibility enhancements, making it truly versatile and valuable.

I needed to spice up my sex life, so I hired a cheap hooker and tried out the Antiguan Bowflex.

I was warned not to confuse the Antiguan Bowflex with other, more dangerous Latin-America-themed. sexual maneuvers, such as the Panamanian Root Canal, the Chilean Piledriver, or the Costa Rican Egg-Beater.

by Garth "Gravy Cannon" Horowitz November 24, 2010

Antigasm

An experience so horribly revolting that it causes horrible amounts of pain instead of pleasure. These experiences are often ones that scar a human psyche leaving the sufferer distressed

"Dude look at that chick she's huge!!!"
"Oh god I saw her thong. I'm having an antigasm!!"
"Oh lord the pain!!"

by Jsalami August 14, 2009

antigua and barbuda

little tiny carribean country that used to be under british rule. currently, it consists of a pair of islands that seem to exist soley for american, canadian, and european toruist dollars.

antigua and barbuda has nice beaches

by Ben E. Hama January 31, 2007

Antiguan and Barbudan EF5 Tornado

The act of four women queefing in one direction causing a tornado to form and the tornado rapidly takes in all the stuff around it, including the men if the women were fucking. Then the entire building it taking in and ripped off its foundations with windspeed's over 300 mph and a width of 3 miles, creating the largest tornado in history.

My friends and I found these for girls and were thinking about do an Antiguan and Barbudan EF5 Tornado. The building would be destroyed but it would be fucking awesome.

by 6117 October 27, 2025