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Sean-anigans

Tomfoolery, mischief, or other such activities, often illegal, coming from a Sean. Also used to describe the weirdness, strange jokes, posts and sometimes complete nonsense that comes from a Sean!
Sean: hey i'm having people over this saturday. we're going to kidnap a stripper. wanna come join the sean-anigans?
Sean-anigans by j-roc147 June 16, 2011

antigasm 

A rather unpleasant experience, with equal negative intensity to that of the positive of an orgasm. Antigasms balance the universe
Shut up Rachel, your negative attitude is giving me an antigasm
antigasm by Anthony Appleton July 26, 2005

Antiguan Bowflex

Initially, each partner must perform a brief low-intensity workout, in order to get the blood flowing and prepare their bodies for the deviant sex acts to follow. Furthermore, due to the endorphin release from exercise, the participants will be mentally prepared and aroused, enabling a more successful, passionate experience. Next, the receiving partner must sit or lie on the ground, with their head in a reclined position, representing the "weight bench" element of a real Bowflex exercise device. Upon moving, the giver must be seated so his testicles rest in the receiver's mouth, making sure the jaw is spread enough to facilitate deep-throating of the shaft and balls. Then, the receiver must extend and flex their arms out in a chicken wing manner, creating the actual Antiguan Bowflex. Now, the partners can get to the heart of the position. Squatting up and down, the giver dips his entire package into the mouth of the receiver, in a "facefucking" manner. While this requires an experienced fellater, the orgasmic potential of such technique is boundless. An additional benefit of the position is that the flexing inherent in the dipping procedure can postpone climax and enable a better experience for both partners. Furthermore, participants with enough balance and dexterity can offer the receiver a reacharound, ensuring an enjoyable event for all.  Aside from the sexual benefits, this move also offers exercise and flexibility enhancements, making it truly versatile and valuable.
I needed to spice up my sex life, so I hired a cheap hooker and tried out the Antiguan Bowflex.

I was warned not to confuse the Antiguan Bowflex with other, more dangerous Latin-America-themed. sexual maneuvers, such as the Panamanian Root Canal, the Chilean Piledriver, or the Costa Rican Egg-Beater.

Antigasm 

An experience so horribly revolting that it causes horrible amounts of pain instead of pleasure. These experiences are often ones that scar a human psyche leaving the sufferer distressed
"Dude look at that chick she's huge!!!"
"Oh god I saw her thong. I'm having an antigasm!!"
"Oh lord the pain!!"
Antigasm by Jsalami August 14, 2009

antigua and barbuda 

little tiny carribean country that used to be under british rule. currently, it consists of a pair of islands that seem to exist soley for american, canadian, and european toruist dollars.
antigua and barbuda has nice beaches
antigua and barbuda by Ben E. Hama January 31, 2007

Antiguan and Barbudan EF5 Tornado

The act of four women queefing in one direction causing a tornado to form and the tornado rapidly takes in all the stuff around it, including the men if the women were fucking. Then the entire building it taking in and ripped off its foundations with windspeed's over 300 mph and a width of 3 miles, creating the largest tornado in history.
My friends and I found these for girls and were thinking about do an Antiguan and Barbudan EF5 Tornado. The building would be destroyed but it would be fucking awesome.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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