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Anti-Pasta

If you eat pasta and then eat anti-pasta, will you still be hungry?
by niggasteve11 March 12, 2010
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Antipasto

Despite common belief that considers it as an appetizer preceding the main course, in Italian restaurants actually it is a kind of dish which forces you to reject the rest of food you've already ordered.

As an accurate analysis of the word reveals, the prefix is not "ante" which means "before" (as in other Italian words "anteprima"= "preview" or "antenato"="forefather"), but is "anti" which means "against" (as in the Italian words "antifascista"="antifascist" or "anticlericale"="anticlerical")

Therefore the real meaning of the word is *"antimeal" or "against the meal"
Waiter: Good evening, have you already seen what's on the menu?
Customer: Yes, I'd like an antipasto, please.
Waiter: Good choice! And then, what else?
Customer: Don't you understand what I'm saying?! I don't wanna eat your fucking food!
by DanCes April 17, 2014
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Antipasti

The FSM version of the antichrist

Also known as "antipasta".
The antipasti will surely doom us all...
by Submitters of Words April 28, 2011
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Antipasti

The FSM version of the antichrist

Also known as "antipasta".
The antipasti will surely doom us all...
by Submitters of Words April 28, 2011
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Antipasto

"He LOVES the antipasto!!!"

We picked up this girl at Barking Dog and she came back to 730 for some antipasto.
by Sqautting December 19, 2004
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Antipasta

Any pasta dish prepared by the sister of one of your parents.
I can't come to the pub; my mum's sister doing me antipasta for dinner.
by gav-wan December 31, 2025
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