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altering the boy 

term common among Catholic priest and used to describe the process of sodomizing a young acolyte as an initiation into the service of the priest and (and this is a purely incidental benefit) for the base sexual gratification of the priest.

the process of altering a young boys future by initiating him into homo-erotic behavior

what your uncle did to your cousin
Aunt Tittie: Cousin Johnny sure is an odd young man. He has so many nervous tics and habits.

Aunt Vaggie: What a shame and after Father Dicklicker spent soooo much time with him.

Aunt Tittie (light bulb above her head): Oh my, do you think Fr. Dicklicker was altering the boy?

aftering 

When you re-wear a piece of clothing without washing, febreezing, or rubbing deodorant on it when you really should.
I hate to be the one to tell you this but you've been aftering your ex girlfriends scarf for two weeks now. Its getting out of hand dude.

But if I wash it her scent won't be on it anymore.

Don't try and tell me she smells like rotten cup of noodles and burnt hair.
aftering by Lollllaaaa November 5, 2015

Angering 

A verb of anger , just used as a way of making someone more angry
Now I have to find my way home , without angering my dad.
Angering by Mo.dawg April 5, 2019

antlering 

antlering

A Lesbian sex act where two partners aggressively interlock their spread legs (like two pairs of antlers) and grind their vulvae together to stimulate each other's clitoris to orgasm. Also called tribadism and scissoring, the practice has many colloquialisms. In some Central American countries it is called "making tortillas," and the Chinese refer to the act as "polishing mirrors".
I felt myself get hard as I peeked through the window of a book club and watched Deb and Barb get naked and make out on the bed, but it wasn't until they began aggressively antlering that I realized I had just creamed in my pants.
antlering by Brian & Ben February 13, 2014

Good Aftering 

A greeting that is very similar to Good Morning except is told when you or someone else wakes up in the Afternoon.
Good Aftering, how was your beauty sleep?
Good Aftering by EndZombBroz January 17, 2023

Artering 

The exchange of goods or services between two or more people with creative or artistic skill sets and without any money actually transferring between parties.
1. "How much was that logo?

-I didn't pay anything for it. I designed a website for my friend, and she made the logo in return.
So you were artering?
-Exactly."

2. "If it weren't for artering, I wouldn't be able to afford my new high-tech easel... because I'm a poor artist."
Artering by smcconk July 5, 2016