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aftering 

When you re-wear a piece of clothing without washing, febreezing, or rubbing deodorant on it when you really should.
I hate to be the one to tell you this but you've been aftering your ex girlfriends scarf for two weeks now. Its getting out of hand dude.

But if I wash it her scent won't be on it anymore.

Don't try and tell me she smells like rotten cup of noodles and burnt hair.
aftering by Lollllaaaa November 5, 2015
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aftering 

aftering = combination of the words morning and afternoon. it’s meaning is when you are unsure if someone is awake during the morning or the afternoon you say “good aftering!”.
Charlie: Good aftering! Ahaha.
Mac: Charlie what the fuck did you just say?
Charlie: Good aftering?
Mac: What in the hell does that even mean?! God damn it Charlie it’s like everyday you say some dumb shit like this.
Dennis: Now Mac.... that word is hitting my ear very nicely I may add..
Mac: You know Dennis you’re right.. As mine.
Charlie: Are you kidding me, Mac.
aftering by otogaris June 2, 2022

Aftering 

He was aftering me and I couldn't escape.
Aftering by Flipineng wordsmith August 9, 2024

Good Aftering 

A greeting that is very similar to Good Morning except is told when you or someone else wakes up in the Afternoon.
Good Aftering, how was your beauty sleep?
Good Aftering by EndZombBroz January 17, 2023

altering the boy 

term common among Catholic priest and used to describe the process of sodomizing a young acolyte as an initiation into the service of the priest and (and this is a purely incidental benefit) for the base sexual gratification of the priest.

the process of altering a young boys future by initiating him into homo-erotic behavior

what your uncle did to your cousin
Aunt Tittie: Cousin Johnny sure is an odd young man. He has so many nervous tics and habits.

Aunt Vaggie: What a shame and after Father Dicklicker spent soooo much time with him.

Aunt Tittie (light bulb above her head): Oh my, do you think Fr. Dicklicker was altering the boy?

Afternight 

The period of time between 12 midnight and roughly 6am. Represents the time that comes after 'night' but is not really morning yet. Replaces '(time) in the morning'.
Yo dawg, we were out until 3 in the afternight!
Afternight by Xtianj September 1, 2013

afternight 

A place to hang out when creating deep dark music
Kickin' it at "Afternight"
afternight by Deet March 17, 2004
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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