Artering
The exchange of goods or services between two or more people with creative or artistic skill sets and without any money actually transferring between parties.
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altering the boy
term common among Catholic priest and used to describe the process of sodomizing a young acolyte as an initiation into the service of the priest and (and this is a purely incidental benefit) for the base sexual gratification of the priest.
the process of altering a young boys future by initiating him into homo-erotic behavior
what your uncle did to your cousin
the process of altering a young boys future by initiating him into homo-erotic behavior
what your uncle did to your cousin
Aunt Tittie: Cousin Johnny sure is an odd young man. He has so many nervous tics and habits.
Aunt Vaggie: What a shame and after Father Dicklicker spent soooo much time with him.
Aunt Tittie (light bulb above her head): Oh my, do you think Fr. Dicklicker was altering the boy?
Aunt Vaggie: What a shame and after Father Dicklicker spent soooo much time with him.
Aunt Tittie (light bulb above her head): Oh my, do you think Fr. Dicklicker was altering the boy?
altering the boy by drpoonandtheteenangels August 27, 2009
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aftering
When you re-wear a piece of clothing without washing, febreezing, or rubbing deodorant on it when you really should.
I hate to be the one to tell you this but you've been aftering your ex girlfriends scarf for two weeks now. Its getting out of hand dude.
But if I wash it her scent won't be on it anymore.
Don't try and tell me she smells like rotten cup of noodles and burnt hair.
But if I wash it her scent won't be on it anymore.
Don't try and tell me she smells like rotten cup of noodles and burnt hair.
aftering by Lollllaaaa November 5, 2015
Arturing
The act of compulsively buying items online without any regard to cost, practical use, or the fact that the individual already owns several similar items.
Diego: "Wow, John! Look at all these headphones you have! You're such an audiophile. But do you really use all of them?"
John: "No, I don't. It is just a result of Arturing"
John: "No, I don't. It is just a result of Arturing"
Good Aftering
A greeting that is very similar to Good Morning except is told when you or someone else wakes up in the Afternoon.
Good Aftering by EndZombBroz January 17, 2023
Antering
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