Anonymite

A person who exists with relative anonymity in their daily life in society. Anonymites rose to the majority as small town life, in which individual human beings were known to others they encountered on a daily basis, gave way to urban life, in which individuals primarily exist among people to whom they are unknown. Anonymites experience human life in highly dysfunctional way which severely compromises mental health, life satisfaction, and human society.

As an anonymite, Bob, who lived in a major metropolitan area, commuted on roads, shopped in stores, worked in a workplace, received medical care, and lived in an apartment complex surrounded by people unknown to him. He was unaware that technological and social change over a hundred years had turned the majority of Americans into depressed, anxious, blank-faced, substance-addicted, psychotropic drug-prescribed, media-saturated, socially disconnected anonymite drones.

Anonymite by Velvet Tongue January 30, 2026

Shitter Anonymity 

The doctrine of trying to avoid being in the public part of a restroom at the same time as a co-worker emerging from a stall after taking a shit, thereby preserving the anonymity of the person you heard violently exploding in the stall next to you.

Typically working in first-in/first-out order, if you go the bathroom and notice that someone is already using a stall (as if anyone wouldn't notice that earthquake fart), you should politely wait in your stall until that person has exited the restroom before you exit your stall. This order can sometimes be disturbed by speed-shitters and reading-a-freaking-novel shitters. If you're just taking a leak, you do not have to wait.

MAIL GUY: I was dropping trou this morning when I heard someone detonate some serious explosive diarrhea in the stall next to me. I waited for him to wash his hands and leave so that he could have his shitter anonymity.

COPY GUY: I bet it was Ray--that guy eats so much crap he's destined for the brown deluge.

MAIL GUY: Thanks to my good pooping manners, we will never know, and he can keep his dignity.

Shitter Anonymity by YouMustSquat September 24, 2009

Anonymi 

On a site, more than one person is anonymous or has no name.

"Hey, did you check out my new website?"
"I loved it! But there was TONS of Anonymi on it."

Anonymi by H2r9 May 15, 2010

Anonymice 

The plural of anonymous.

People who are afraid of exposing themselves to ridicule if they comment with their real names (or known avatar name) will chicken out and respond as "Anonymous". Taken as a group, they're all just a bunch of anonymice.

Anonymice by beansforbreakfast July 8, 2019

Anonymiss

A female who posts anonymously to internet message boards, typically associated with the popular 4chan image board /b/.
Anonymiss is a direct opposition to the male dominated group of "anons" who overtake /b/. The main focus of anonymiss is to show that girls are on the internets too and boys should expect them.

Jim: Girls on my interwebz?!?
Jack: Uh oh, it's an anonymiss!

Anonymiss by Therealanonymiss June 3, 2009

anonymity

Involvement in some way where you can not be personally identified.

Anonymity online when looking at pron would be nice.

anonymity by Stuart October 11, 2003

anonymity

Not knowing one's name and\or location. Used professionally by spies, thieves and snipers, but widely abused by Internet users.

You think your anonymous? I've got your IP address, fool!

anonymity by Kenthar October 15, 2003