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anonymice 

People (typically n00bs) who insist on posting anonymously to online communities, usually just to cheese non-anonymous people off.

The singular form is anonymouse.
#1: Dang, those anonymice are annoying.
#2: You said it.
anonymice by Jordie June 10, 2005

Anonymice 

Anonymice a term that was used by some individuals to describe a joint project.
Anon so why are they called Anonymice, I don’t know Anon maybe it’s because Anon misspell it so many times it stuck .
Anonymice by Jobless claims June 13, 2022

Shitter Anonymity 

The doctrine of trying to avoid being in the public part of a restroom at the same time as a co-worker emerging from a stall after taking a shit, thereby preserving the anonymity of the person you heard violently exploding in the stall next to you.

Typically working in first-in/first-out order, if you go the bathroom and notice that someone is already using a stall (as if anyone wouldn't notice that earthquake fart), you should politely wait in your stall until that person has exited the restroom before you exit your stall. This order can sometimes be disturbed by speed-shitters and reading-a-freaking-novel shitters. If you're just taking a leak, you do not have to wait.
MAIL GUY: I was dropping trou this morning when I heard someone detonate some serious explosive diarrhea in the stall next to me. I waited for him to wash his hands and leave so that he could have his shitter anonymity.

COPY GUY: I bet it was Ray--that guy eats so much crap he's destined for the brown deluge.

MAIL GUY: Thanks to my good pooping manners, we will never know, and he can keep his dignity.
Shitter Anonymity by YouMustSquat September 24, 2009
On a site, more than one person is anonymous or has no name.
"Hey, did you check out my new website?"
"I loved it! But there was TONS of Anonymi on it."
Anonymi by H2r9 May 15, 2010
A female who posts anonymously to internet message boards, typically associated with the popular 4chan image board /b/.
Anonymiss is a direct opposition to the male dominated group of "anons" who overtake /b/. The main focus of anonymiss is to show that girls are on the internets too and boys should expect them.
Jim: Girls on my interwebz?!?
Jack: Uh oh, it's an anonymiss!
Anonymiss by Therealanonymiss June 3, 2009
Involvement in some way where you can not be personally identified.
Anonymity online when looking at pron would be nice.
anonymity by Stuart October 11, 2003
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