Anlan 

An Anlan is very complex. She can always make you smile in some way, and she’s an amazing friend. This girl is beautiful and is a man magnet. Oh, and she lovesss animals. Don’t let her get too close to your pet…she’s got some strange effect on animals…they may just start loving her more than you. Basically she’s a Disney princess: mother of all creatures, beautiful, turning heads everywhere she goes, charismatic, everyone loves her, ..you name it. If you ever see an Anlan in this wild world…you don’t wanna ever mess with her. She’s got many fierce little friends who’ll come get you. I repeat: do not mess with an Anlan. You've been warned. She's a top quality friend, and she deserves the best. We love Anlans.

Man 1: whoa who is that
Man 2: *ecstatic* IT'S AN ANLAN
Man 3: oOooO. I wanna be her friend

Anlan by itswild March 1, 2021

Alan Smith 

A very voluptuous man with very tight and big meanders. Epic Shag every geography lesson after school when all the girls have left. I love the special tickle time, especially with his year 7 form. Love his geography exams, don't know fuck all about the economic development in Nigeria but after a quick shag I get grade 9's. I really enjoy it when he teaches us about hydraulic action - Just the thought of the waves smashing against the rocks widening and deepening the hole ultimately making it easy to fit your cock into.

Alan Smith talking about meanders makes me bricked up - legit I could use my cock as coastal defence

Alan Smith by Walmart Bag in Dharavi February 14, 2022

The Alan 

The act of masturbating and trying to ejaculate into your own face.

Steve was masturbating to a video and right when he was about to cum he did "The Alan" and aimed his cock into his own face and shot his load.

The Alan by Alan S. October 2, 2007

Alan Rickman 

Most famous for his sex god voice. Alan Rickman has icons such as the fabulous Severus Snape in the Harry Potter saga. If walking with a girl whilst she sees him, beware, she will most likely scream and drool.

"My gf dumped me the other day"
"What Happened?"
"She saw Alan Rickman and said i didn't have a sexy enough voice for her"

Alan Rickman by snapesangel26 February 7, 2009

Wadah Adlan 

A name from a lost Tibetan Folklore. A Hero among men who battled against the demon known as oquendo. This series of folktales is found in the tibetan b4 library. The battle lasted 444 days. it was a dizzying destructive battle. The chaos ensued by said battle lead to the creation of the universes.
The victory was won by Wadah Adlan when the village chief Daven Peng entered the fray and using his shaman powers defeated the oquendo.

You are dead to me - Wadah Adlan translated from scriptures of the lost faith

Wadah Adlan by whatkindofbearisbest? August 29, 2010

chav-alanche 

A large group of chavs and chavettes walking down the street or hanging around on a street corner, smoking and sometimes drunk. Like an avalanche, you may get swallowed up bt the crowd, and possibly killed by the cloud of smoke and cheap perfume that lingers! It is recomended to stay away if at all possible!

'look out mate'
'what'
'that, quick run!'
'help us...chav-alanche!!'

chav-alanche by **fairy** July 16, 2008

Alan Rickman 

The best british actor who ever lived. Known for his part in the Harry Potter movies as Professor Severus Snape. Has been acting for over 50 years. Has the most romantic voice. And is the sexiest 60 year old on the planet!!!!!!!!

Alan Rickman looks good in a long, black, greasy wig.

Alan Rickman by SDMALO September 3, 2006