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Felicia's Black Animal 

Felicia's Black Animal is a cat that is named after a satanic band, named Led Smeppelin, or something.

That's the cat who does weird dog stuff like fetch. And loves the outside like a little puppy. But in cat fight's that the scariest hair sprouting tongue slap mother fucker.
Felicia's Black Animal you know, You know where he is Now..... From Monkey Business by Skid Row Subliminal message.

Okay, that’s all the time I’ve got. I got to get back to playing Animal Crossing New Leaf on my Nintendo 3DS. 

The nicest way to respond to a sext
Girl: Wanna have some FUN?? 😫💦🍆😣
Person: Okay, that’s all the time I’ve got. I got to get back to playing Animal Crossing New Leaf on my Nintendo 3DS.

C.A.S. (Cute Animal Syndrome)

One that is biased in the love and caring for animals that are deemed "Cute" by the masses. Bunnies,squirrels, most rodents, baby ducks cats and especially small animals (like dog pugs).
I can't watch a snake eat a mouse because I suffer from C.A.S. (Cute Animal Syndrome).

He won't even shoot the rabbits eating the garden because he suffers from CAS!

I (the arthur) also suffer from CAS... Just saying LOL because I made it up and finally decided to upload it here.

Glass Animals 

english indie rock band that makes cool sounding electric songs. Their main albums are "How To Be A Human Being" and "Zaba"
Glass Animals make my favorite songs
Glass Animals by Giraffe Fucker April 6, 2017

Stuffed animals 

1:Omg stuffed animals are for babies!
2:Fuck you.

Let the Animals out 

A good, long session on the beer.
Guy 1: "Do you fancy going to the pub and letting the animals out?"
Guy 2: "Fuck it, why not. It's Friday after all"

Guy 1: "I think I'll go home and let the animals out"
Guy 2:"Do they need a piss?"
Guy 1: "No, but they're mighty thirsty"
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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