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Felicia's Black Animal 

Felicia's Black Animal is a cat that is named after a satanic band, named Led Smeppelin, or something.

That's the cat who does weird dog stuff like fetch. And loves the outside like a little puppy. But in cat fight's that the scariest hair sprouting tongue slap mother fucker.
Felicia's Black Animal you know, You know where he is Now..... From Monkey Business by Skid Row Subliminal message.

Okay, that’s all the time I’ve got. I got to get back to playing Animal Crossing New Leaf on my Nintendo 3DS. 

The nicest way to respond to a sext
Girl: Wanna have some FUN?? 😫💦🍆😣
Person: Okay, that’s all the time I’ve got. I got to get back to playing Animal Crossing New Leaf on my Nintendo 3DS.

C.A.S. (Cute Animal Syndrome)

One that is biased in the love and caring for animals that are deemed "Cute" by the masses. Bunnies,squirrels, most rodents, baby ducks cats and especially small animals (like dog pugs).
I can't watch a snake eat a mouse because I suffer from C.A.S. (Cute Animal Syndrome).

He won't even shoot the rabbits eating the garden because he suffers from CAS!

I (the arthur) also suffer from CAS... Just saying LOL because I made it up and finally decided to upload it here.

Glass Animals 

english indie rock band that makes cool sounding electric songs. Their main albums are "How To Be A Human Being" and "Zaba"
Glass Animals make my favorite songs

Stuffed animals 

1:Omg stuffed animals are for babies!
2:Fuck you.

Let the Animals out 

Guy 1: "Do you fancy going to the pub and letting the animals out?"
Guy 2: "Fuck it, why not. It's Friday after all"

Guy 1: "I think I'll go home and let the animals out"
Guy 2:"Do they need a piss?"
Guy 1: "No, but they're mighty thirsty"