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animalsexual 

Animalsexuals are individuals who are sexually attracted to animals of all different shapes and sizes.

Instead of just having intercourse and sexual relations, people who identify as them typically have intimate connections with the animals
Bob: yo dawg heard you was animalsexual!?
Mark: hell yeah boi i cant get enough of this kitten pussy
animalsexual by slipz67 January 17, 2022

animesexual 

you have never felt grass in ages
Person 1: I'm coming out of the closet...
Person 2: Really? I'll accept you no matter wha-
Person 1: I'm animesexual!
Person 2: Nevermind.
animesexual by tropicalskies December 30, 2020

animesexual 

You have never felt the touch of grass in ages. You will never get bitches so that's why you're in love with your waifu. Basically, what zero pussy does to a mf.
Kid 1: I'm animesexual
Kid 2: have you ever touched grass?

animesexual 

not real.
animesexual isn't real.
animesexual by _UZUMAKI December 29, 2020

Animesexual 

Someone who wants to be LGBTQIA+ so bad that they have to make a new fictosexual and/or proculsexual
P1: Hey (insert name here) I'm Animesexual
P2: That doesn't exist. Quit trying to be a part of/spread misinformation about the lgbtq community by making up a sexuality you cunt.
Animesexual by wejustvibing December 31, 2020

animesexual 

p1: hey i’m animesexual
p2: no you mentally challenged idiot
animesexual by animesexualphobe February 2, 2021
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