Angrybate

To masturbate furiously. To bang your meat angrily.

Man my job is so stressful that I have to angrybate to keep the stress away.

by UrbanGeek July 26, 2012

Angrate

to get angry

Does anyone else hate it how when you take a quiz, and your talkin to someone on a chat, and you finish your quiz, and you click to see your results, your message with the person you were talking to are erased for a good 3 of 4 minutes? Angrates me.

by suddledonuts June 28, 2009

Angerbate

to masturbate while really mad
to jerk off when pissed off

i angerbate when i get spammed in mortal kombat

"Dude where'd you go last night"

"i left to go angerbate, that one kid was pissing me off"

by fuzzywuzzy686 September 5, 2011

angryvating

A situation that is profoundly aggravating and, because of an inability to impact on it in any significant way, one becomes very angry. So the situation is angryvating.

After having tried multiple times to explain the problem to the computer help desk customer service representatives who just didn't understand United States English, he finally slammed down the phone and got a beer while telling his buddy that he had the most angryvating afternoon trying to get some help. And his computer still wasn't working. ARRRGGGH! How angryvating.

by kkrpsyd February 3, 2010

Angerbate

The act of masturbating with no respect for your genitalia.

perhaps by...

Male: Jerking off until your dick bleeds then slamming your balls in a door.

Female: A 40 grit sandpaper dildo.

"I havn't got laid in so long I don't think I'll ever get laid again... I'm gonna go home and Angerbate!"

by dexredhead April 3, 2009

angravated

the feeling of anger while one is aggravated

Susie was angravated

by ap11388 September 24, 2007

Aggrabate

When you get aggravated enough at someone that you have to go into a random restroom and jerk off.

Scott was so aggrabated that he took an hour in the bathroom.

by DarqOne November 13, 2011