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Anglosexual

Someone who is only attracted to individuals with English accents.
I dig Jude Law, not Johnny Depp, because I'm Anglosexual.
Anglosexual by ursulakeyonna September 6, 2012

Anglosphere 

An international commonwealth of countries who derive their concepts of civil society, rule of law, property rights, common law and democratic and capitalist principles from English legal and social norms as espoused in the Magna Carta, the U.S. Constitution, and other landmark legal documents. Such a commonweath would include the UK, the United States, Canada, Australia, New Zealand among others.
The Coalition forces against Iraq were made up almost entirely of military personnel from the Anglosphere.
Anglosphere by Anonymous July 30, 2003

anglosphere 

Those English-speaking nations and communities that have historically and in general based their political institutions on representative constitutional government and the rule of law, their legal institutions on common law, their economic insitutions primarily on free enterprise and voluntary exchange, all founded on a strong civil society composed of freely associating individual and groups forming a network of networks.
The pathbreaker civilization for modernity has been the Anglosphere in the political, legal and economic fields.

Angloser 

Short for "Anglo loser." Neo-cultural colonialists from the Anglosphere are known for embodying a number of double-standards, self-contradictions & hypocrisies due to all their mass programming. Such as being well-educated but globally ignorant, hero-worshipping Blacks but tirelessly bashing Asians and sexually-boasting to hide their own sexual insecurities... And they love preaching "progressive" politics abroad while those same politics are causing their own countries to self-destruct at home. Overall, they are just a very angry, cynical, bitter, racist, sorry lot. Not to mention completely self-absorbed and often obese. Formerly, they have also been variously known as "ugly Americans," "damn Yankees," "Red Coats," "colonialists," etc. Beware - you have been warned. Keep at least arm's distance away and don't make any sudden movements.
OMG, all this annoying Angloser ex-pat does is whine about his lack of a life all day while trying to pick-up cheap local hookers!
Angloser by Skyeye February 1, 2008

Anglosplaining 

Explaining a person's culture or their country's politics and how they should behave through an anglospheric prism with utter ignorance about said person's meaning/culture/lived experience/history etc
There goes Mark Francois Anglosplaining the German car industry's relationship with the UK to Angela Merkel again
Anglosplaining by Susie_Dent January 23, 2021

analousalt

Analousalt is commonly confused with anal assault in pronunciation but has no real connection with anal rape. Analousalt is classified in the family with swampass which refers to a sweaty posterior end (ass). Anal refers to the asshole whereas salt refers to sweat. Combine the two to birth "Analous-Salt.
Jesus Christ, this analousalt is really chapping my asshole.
analousalt by Vulgardefmaker January 19, 2008
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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