AndreX

AndreX is the owner of a discord server. in the server contains a lot of great people, besides a few. AndreX is a really funny guy that has lots of friends. with his server, comes Not Evan Aron, RiskV2, and aNot Evan Arons boyfriend. they are just so fucking terrible and have done terrible things. they all are terrible people and have been banished from the 5th server. we all platonically love AndreX. besides his gf which is REALLY TALL and NOT short . AndreX will forever be known as the most badass person we have ever known.

AndreX can help in any situation.

AndreX by Classic Saucer June 21, 2022

Andrex moment 

This would be when you have that situation where you drop a roll of something on the floor and as it rolls away it un-ravels what ever the contents of the roll was ...leaving you the to complete the arduous task of 're-rolling' except this bit is not like in the advert...

Andrex moment
Examples can include:

Bathroom setting - loo roll
X-ray or hospital setting -

paper roll falls of end of bed

Andrex moment by SOMERANDOMER June 26, 2009

Andrex bra 

A bra with tissues or toilet roll shoved down them enhancing the size of the titties. These are a fraud for most men as they are deceptive and often lead to guys wanking over tissues and broken promises >.<

"Dude, did you see her tits?"
"Like dude, it was totally an andrex bra!"
"WTF!" *slits wrists*

Andrex bra by Gay_mike January 29, 2009

Andrex Strip 

Where a male takes an average sized strip of toilet paper and lays it from their belly button to the top of their chest. Masturbation then commences and after the male orgasm the Andrex Strip is put into use.

Dude I tried out that Andrex Strip last night

Andrex Strip by Jay Oxley April 10, 2008

Andreea 

She is the cutie you all want to have as a friend. Most carring girl in the world. But never betray her, or she will hit you were it hurts the most. She is loveable and pure at heart. She will always tell the truth, she will lie only when she has to. She always thinks what to say twice. She ways has the best ideas with her and she will always make you smile. She will cherish every moment with her loved ones.

Bro, I need Andreea in my life!

Andreea by blabbycutie May 15, 2020

Eric Andre 

A comedian who has his own talk show on adultswim. It's very different than other shows from this case there are literally no rules. Eric does the most disturbing, mind blowing things that no other talk show would ever dare or even thinking about doing.

Eric Andre: We have your phone number Seth it's posted on the screen

Seth Rosen: I don't wanna do that, please take it down

Eric Andre by Nonsensewithwords February 27, 2017

The Charles- Andre 

The Charles- Andre (TCA) is not something that can b learned or taught. It's something you can only be born with and is definitely a rarity, a unicorn. TCA is classy, noble, sophisticated, gorgeous, highly intelligent, funny and fearless. There is nothing someone who omits TCA can't do. TCA embodies the valency of the most courageous knight. TCA always effortlessly concurs, prevails and comes out triumphant.

His wins are so glorious his skin glows, his smile never faulters and his eyes sparkle. The brilliant dad jokes also never cease to amaze. He will stop at nothing to put smiles on faces and to brighten the darkest day. There is one weakness to TCA. His weakness is so top secret he doesn't even recognize. The frailty of TCA is that he doesn't believe in himself. He doesn't see his amazingness or the fact he is something to be admired. TCA needs not be insecure, fearful or regret anything. Whoever exalts TCA needs to remember who tf he is and whose son he is. They need to remember that everyone makes mistakes but don't punish one self indefinitely.

The person who has TCA is a kind, generous and good man. Not to mention an excellent friend. TCA will give you the shirt off their back if you needed it. Even if it was his last.

To know a man that emits this quality is the one you with never want to let go, friend or more. He is a deeply loved man and to know him for a moment is a privilege. To know any part of this man can consider themselves lucky to have even known him.

Yes, your man is spectacular but is he as spectacular as a man whose best quality it The Charles- Andre?

The Charles- Andre by OG_Epimetheus December 12, 2020