Analtoids 

Anal mints

She popped a few analtoids for that fresh minty feeling.

Analtoids by Dopecandy March 24, 2011

analtoaster 

A popular meme page on Instagram created by Tory Shay. The main draw of the page was the interactions by the admin to her followers that made the account feel personal. The page has since been sold to another content creator who now currently runs the account. The page has been highly criticized since the changing, citing lazy admin, boring memes, ban happy admin etc.

Person 1: Analtoaster sucks since Tory left
Person 2: yeah, the current admin blocks everybody that criticizes her

analtoaster by Mike Wasowski101 October 14, 2019

Analtoots 

When you receive anal, and then she farts on your dick.

Dude last night night I gave Julia anal and she gave analtoots and now my dick smells like farts.

Analtoots by Analtoots4life January 28, 2017

Altoids Blowjob 

When someone has both your cock and Callard & Bowser in their mouth at the same time. This creates a heightened sensation during the act of oral copulation. This only works with the mints, not the Altoids Sours.

That Altoids blowjob was curiously strong.

Altoids Blowjob by creedmoor August 25, 2006

Altoids 

"The curiously strong mint" manufactured in Great Britain (according to their festive containers). More flavors have come out recently. It is known in some circles that offering an Altoid to a member of the other sex is a discreet way of saying "Let's have oral sex!"

Susie:Wow, Tommy just gave me an altoid!
Gennady: Well, you know what that means...

Altoids by Not so super DJ Gennady January 5, 2003

Altoids 

Altoids are a series of candy and mints manufactured by Callard & Bowser (a UK company). The mints were originally sold in small rectangular tins with the tagline: 'Curiously Strong Mints.'After the mints became very popular, Altoids has now created a range of sour gum and sour mints. Altoids also has another drawing power: the packaging. Each packet of Altoids comes in a small tin or round tin all of which are designed in clever and pleasing ways.
Also offering someone an Altoid, in some social circles is in fact an offer for them to partake in an act of oral sex!

Woa! Dude check out that snazzy pack of altoids!

Altoids by Tom Li September 25, 2005

analzoid 

A common asshole, the enemy of the spazoidian empire, analzoids can be very deceptive often acting as if they are spazoids.Often very egotistical and full of shit.

One whose head has been swallowed by his anus, therefore his brain is clouded with shit. "that guy is such an analzoid you can't even see his head!"

analzoid by KING SPAZOID - Daniel L. March 22, 2008