Ammond 

How Californians in the Central Valley area pronounce the word almond.

My family that lives back in California has an ammond orchard.

Ammond by Harry Azcrack September 2, 2021

anhydrous ammonia 

a chemical used by farmers especially in the American midwest as a fertlizer do to its high nitrogen content, it is also a precursor in the manufacture of methamphetamine

Anhydrous ammonia is a very dangerous chemical, it absorbs water and will literally suck the moisture out of someones body causing severe burns to skin and eyes. Inhalation of anhydrous ammonia vapors can be lethal. I heard about someone running a meth lab that spilled anhydrous ammonia on their crotch and ended up losing their dick!

anhydrous ammonia by Michael_Hunt May 7, 2009

almond mom 

Typically white suburban moms who were 90s girls and never accepted they had an eating disorder, so now they have to make it everyone else’s problem

“A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips is my almond moms favorite mantra”

almond mom by Sydkid765 October 18, 2022

Almond Joy 

A black guy who acts white.

You heard Jamal is an almond joy? Black on the outside but white on the inside.

Almond Joy by Squirtle1200 November 10, 2022

the ammonia 

Simply, the disease pneumonia as some people call it.

{Dave}: Hey didjya hear? Carl didn't make it to school today because he's got the ammonia!

the ammonia by Telephony May 19, 2014

Ammon

It is clear to see that Ammon has great strength. And his strength is as big as his heart. He will lift up a sad, or hurting person with great compassion. It is a pleasure to be in the company of Ammon. He has a one of a kind sense of humor and can make someone laugh until they cry when it’s least expected! He is a person you can count on. And it is natural for Ammon to know good from bad because he pays close attention. He is quiet at first until he gets to know you. Ammon is always careful and smart about his next move.

Ammon is a great leader.

Ammon by letYourlightShine April 11, 2020

almond tofu 

What Xiao from Genshin Impact eats daily in hopes of trying to extend his height from 157 even though he’s 2000 years old.

Why did you make almond tofu, did you realised that you have summoned Xiao accidentally?

almond tofu by nekohwa March 8, 2021