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almond mom
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Typically
white
suburban
moms who were 90s girls and never accepted they had an eating disorder, so
now
they have to make it everyone else’s problem
“A moment on the lips, a
lifetime
on the hips is my almond
moms
favorite
mantra”
almond mom
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Sydkid765
October 18, 2022
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