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almond mom
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Typically
white
suburban moms who were 90s girls and
never
accepted they had an eating disorder, so now they have to make it
everyone
else’s problem
“A moment on the
lips
, a
lifetime
on the hips is my
almond
moms favorite mantra”
almond mom
by
Sydkid765
October 18, 2022
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almond mom
mug.