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almond mom
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Typically white suburban moms who were 90s girls and
never
accepted they had an eating disorder, so
now
they have to make it everyone else’s
problem
“A moment on the
lips
, a
lifetime
on the hips is my almond
moms
favorite mantra”
almond mom
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Sydkid765
October 18, 2022
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