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The letters of this guys name stand for - An 'MJ-wannabe' Idiot. He loves suits and tries to dance like michael jackson to impress his girl. Apart from that he's really a very nice guy who can be so sexy, romantic and awesome.
'Uh oh another amjid trying to impress his girl dancing to billie jean'
Amjid by Carri1 February 11, 2008
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AmbidexSnoozer 

AmbidexSnoozer - Someone who has no preference to sleeping on the right or left side of a bed and switching sides feels equally correct and comfortable. This is similar to an ambidextrous person, where left or right handedness coexists equally.

Most people in a married or boyfriend/girlfriend relationship have a preference for which side of the bed they sleep on. The reasons may range from habit to superstition. Regardless of reason, switching sides with their partner is rare.
New relationship examples -

(Typical) -
Him - Hey Meredith, I get the right side!!
Her - Oh....but that's MY side!!
Him - Whaaat??

(AmbidexSnoozer - either him or her)

Her - What side do you sleep on, Honey?
Him - Doesn't matter to me!
Her - Sweet!!
amidat is a beautiful sassy smart girl with a great smile she loves her family and friends she is very nice and gets angry very quick she has a warm heart and is full of love and she is so peng she is normally a dark skin african
i don't want to do my test cause that amidat is gonna get the highest score
amidat by lolo coco September 1, 2018
A beautiful girl with a honest and trust worthy personality. She's hilarious and will make you laugh a lot. Is the best friend a girl could ever have :) She'll make you happy when you are sad and she'll always be there for you in whatever mood you're feeling. She can be really sassy and doesn't hesitate in doing something. She loves bananas with freckles
She is a pure Amida.
Amida by rly funny January 20, 2014

ambidrinksterity 

The ability of being equally adept to drinking from each hand. Wikipedia says this about a similar word, ambidextrous:

"Studies have shown that ambidextrous people are more emotionally independent, more determined, more adaptable to new situations and more apt to handle problems without giving up." -Wikipedia

Therefore, one can conclude that ambidrinkstrous people are also more emotionally independent upon drinks, more determined to drink with both hands, more adaptable to new drinks and more apt to handle problems without giving up drinking from both hands simultaneously.
Cinderella & her ugly sisters entered the ball. Quickly, Cinderella was handed two drinks by two different gentleman, because she ONLY had two hands, and because her ugly sisters were scaring away the others. Cinderella, a bit tipsy from the champagne in the carriage ride, burped and muttered, "Hmmpf. I'm ambidrinkstrous..."

The gentleman were all in agreement, ambidrinksterity was a great quality in a young lady.
ambidrinksterity by sindazed December 2, 2005

ambidextrous bastard 

Someone who can wank with both hands
use your imagination you ambidextrous bastard
ambidextrous bastard by SnifflyWhale February 10, 2010

ambidickstrous 

When a person masturbates with their non-dominant hand
Man 1: Eww! don't touch me! I don't know where that hand has been!
Man 2: Don't worry, I'm ambidickstrous.
ambidickstrous by cambronshinn February 28, 2011
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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