n. A resident of the United States of America. (See also "Amurka").
However, an "Amurkin" should not be confused with an "
American." Persons self-identifying as "Amurkins" by their dialect tend to hail from the South or Midwest, be poorly educated, ignorant, white, xenophobic, Republican, evangelical Christianists. The backs of their necks tend toward a crimson
hue. This contemptible type of individual tends to be sanctimonious without being pious, judgmental without being informed, nationalistic without being patriotic, and militaristic without having one
damn whit of experience serving their
country. They
will also be bigoted beyond comprehension. In short, they are a serious blight upon their homeland.
The Amurkins' Oath:
On my honor, I will do my best to do my duty to the sweet Baby Jesus and to my fellow Klansmen; to uphold the Jim
Crow and sodomy laws; to help other Republicans at all times; to keep myself and my
truck strong and manly in appearance, to keep my mind more ignorant than a gol-durned fencepost. And Lord, above all, may you keep this nation morally and sexually
straight through your Guiding Hand and One True Mouthpiece...our Eternal President, George Dubya Bush. Amen.