Alufinated 

When the sands naturally smooths your feet out.

Wow, his feet are really alufinated.

Alufinated by anonymous December 25, 2021

alumniated 

The euphoria one feels upon graduating from university or college. Short-felt elation, which disapates upon realizing you now need to 1) get a real job, 2) pay off your student loans.

When she graduated my sister was totally alumniated, until my parents asked her when she was going to start paying rent.

alumniated by anniebee67 October 18, 2011

to aluminate 

wrapping aluminum foil paper around an object

To aluminate your inhaler. To aluminate your entire room.

to aluminate by QDizzle May 4, 2012

aluminated smegma shake 

When a man with his pubes shaved into the form of a hitler stash jumps on a trampoline shaking his smegma everywhere smacking every dwarf in town.

My friend Jim got hit with Tylers aluminated smegma shake.

aluminated smegma shake by ScottLilDong December 14, 2016

Alcinated

A caffeinated alcoholic beverage or mixed drink.

I can't believe it's already 1 A.M., get me something alcinated.

Alcinated by Semperjim January 31, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020