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A crappy computer manangement system which doesnt do what it is supposed to
Oh no, you've got an altiris on your hands
altiris by Bernard March 4, 2005
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The mental disease of making too many alts. One with altitis can't just play one character, he/she has a need or desire to play many.
I have altitis, look at all my alts!
2 priests
3 druids
1 paladin
2 mages
3 rogues
2 hunter
2 warlocks
2 shamans
Altitis by Crazy Squirrel December 28, 2005

attirist 

one who judges others based solely on their clothing choice.
just because that guy is wearing plaid does not make him a douche bag. don't be such an attirist!
attirist by jajah March 11, 2011
A chubby man that supports gold farming, cracks jokes that aren't funny, and has a interesting personality.
Someone that works for Nexon must be an Alteris!
Alteris by Alteris1234 October 23, 2011
a program used to look at a persons computer and to watch them look at born but shut them down when there playing cs
yep shes useing altris we better start looking at porn
altris by gilbert May 6, 2003

altirique 

Certified G wit Good Dick and will treat you right keep you happy will love your little siblings or nieces or nephews or cousins
Bro Altirique is really a cool person
altirique by Altirique November 9, 2020
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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