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A crappy computer manangement system which doesnt do what it is supposed to
Oh no, you've got an altiris on your hands
altiris by Bernard March 4, 2005
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The mental disease of making too many alts. One with altitis can't just play one character, he/she has a need or desire to play many.
I have altitis, look at all my alts!
2 priests
3 druids
1 paladin
2 mages
3 rogues
2 hunter
2 warlocks
2 shamans
Altitis by Crazy Squirrel December 28, 2005

attirist 

one who judges others based solely on their clothing choice.
just because that guy is wearing plaid does not make him a douche bag. don't be such an attirist!
attirist by jajah March 11, 2011
A chubby man that supports gold farming, cracks jokes that aren't funny, and has a interesting personality.
Someone that works for Nexon must be an Alteris!
Alteris by Alteris1234 October 23, 2011
a program used to look at a persons computer and to watch them look at born but shut them down when there playing cs
yep shes useing altris we better start looking at porn
altris by gilbert May 6, 2003

altirique 

Certified G wit Good Dick and will treat you right keep you happy will love your little siblings or nieces or nephews or cousins
Bro Altirique is really a cool person
altirique by Altirique November 9, 2020
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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