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Slang for shoddy, unusable computer software
Dammit, this Altiris crashed my server again.
Altiris by giant_wayne August 25, 2009
Words you can keep
A crappy computer manangement system which doesnt do what it is supposed to
Oh no, you've got an altiris on your hands
altiris by Bernard March 4, 2005
Related Words
The mental disease of making too many alts. One with altitis can't just play one character, he/she has a need or desire to play many.
I have altitis, look at all my alts!
2 priests
3 druids
1 paladin
2 mages
3 rogues
2 hunter
2 warlocks
2 shamans
Altitis by Crazy Squirrel December 28, 2005

attirist 

one who judges others based solely on their clothing choice.
just because that guy is wearing plaid does not make him a douche bag. don't be such an attirist!
attirist by jajah March 11, 2011
A chubby man that supports gold farming, cracks jokes that aren't funny, and has a interesting personality.
Someone that works for Nexon must be an Alteris!
Alteris by Alteris1234 October 23, 2011
a program used to look at a persons computer and to watch them look at born but shut them down when there playing cs
yep shes useing altris we better start looking at porn
altris by gilbert May 6, 2003

altirique 

Certified G wit Good Dick and will treat you right keep you happy will love your little siblings or nieces or nephews or cousins
Bro Altirique is really a cool person
altirique by Altirique November 9, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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