Alturistic 

brave strong selfless hero

protector

Knowing his 7th heart attack could be his last, Ryan's act of fighting the neighborhood drug dealer that strung Ryan's lover out, was commendably alturistic.

Alturistic by DeesNuhhhtz June 11, 2020

Altruistically 

Adv., doing something without any selfishness.

Altruism, A good friend always advices altruistically.

Altruistically by eagle22077 July 16, 2009

altruistic 

it means a selfless act an individual performs for no benefit of their own self... purely because of their good nature... like the "good samaritan"

i walked past a homeless man the other night. At first i walked past him and accross the road and then i thought no i cant do that so i walked accross to him and emptied all the coin out of ma wallet( about $10) and gave it to him and said lo after urself mate i will see u around

friend says afetr i do it.... oh my god u are so altruistic

altruistic by bollox87 May 17, 2006

Altruistic Comedy 

When do something funny or leave something humorous where you are not present to witness the laughing of the audience.

Writing on a small piece of paper one of the following:

"Don't slouch"
"You've changed"
"Don't forget"

..and putting in a stranger's pocket when they are not looking.. they leave and you never see them find the note. This is Altruistic comedy... comedy for the benefit of others rather than the gratification of seeing the laughter.

Altruistic Comedy by francoocnarf September 28, 2010

Auristic 

The word an autistic person uses when denying being Autistic.

Person 1: " You're so autistic"
Person 2: "I'M NOT AURISTIC"

Auristic by Da Train Man 9000 #scrub December 4, 2018

Autristic

Someone named Tristan who acts autistic as fuck and cannot resist the autistics urges. Often makes you question life when you see someone who is autristic.

Guy: Tristan why you so autristic?

Autristic by BigBundaBoy69 January 1, 2023

autoristic 

calling someone “autoristic” could mean 2 things

1) saying they act and look very strange doing weird things and being odd
2) implying that they are a twink riri that snorts cock

1) dude your dog is so autoristic

2) look at that guy he looks fricking autoristic.

autoristic by Bunkle Balls April 10, 2023