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Altruistically 

Adv., doing something without any selfishness.
Altruism, A good friend always advices altruistically.
Altruistically by eagle22077 July 16, 2009

altruistic 

it means a selfless act an individual performs for no benefit of their own self... purely because of their good nature... like the "good samaritan"
i walked past a homeless man the other night. At first i walked past him and accross the road and then i thought no i cant do that so i walked accross to him and emptied all the coin out of ma wallet( about $10) and gave it to him and said lo after urself mate i will see u around

friend says afetr i do it.... oh my god u are so altruistic
altruistic by bollox87 May 17, 2006

Altruistic Comedy 

When do something funny or leave something humorous where you are not present to witness the laughing of the audience.
Writing on a small piece of paper one of the following:

"Don't slouch"
"You've changed"
"Don't forget"

..and putting in a stranger's pocket when they are not looking.. they leave and you never see them find the note. This is Altruistic comedy... comedy for the benefit of others rather than the gratification of seeing the laughter.
Altruistic Comedy by francoocnarf September 28, 2010

Auristic 

The word an autistic person uses when denying being Autistic.
Person 1: " You're so autistic"
Person 2: "I'M NOT AURISTIC"
Someone named Tristan who acts autistic as fuck and cannot resist the autistics urges. Often makes you question life when you see someone who is autristic.
Guy: Tristan why you so autristic?
Autristic by BigBundaBoy69 January 1, 2023

autoristic 

calling someone “autoristic” could mean 2 things

1) saying they act and look very strange doing weird things and being odd
2) implying that they are a twink riri that snorts cock
1) dude your dog is so autoristic

2) look at that guy he looks fricking autoristic.
autoristic by Bunkle Balls April 10, 2023
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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