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pissy

irritible, annoying see wordPMS
don't get all pissy on me.
by bernard April 11, 2003
mugGet the pissymug.

shoom

similar to the shoop except wiping the face NOT the inside of mouth.NO ORAL PENETRATION HOKAY
"goddamit matt you fucking shoomed me with man paste dickwad"
by bernard February 2, 2005
mugGet the shoommug.

ATOGM

Porno term meaning in a threesome with a guy and two girls. One girl gets fucked in the ass and the cock goes directly from her ass into the other girl's mouth...see Rocco Siffredi.
by Bernard December 24, 2004
mugGet the ATOGMmug.

name dropping

mentioning someone (usually 'famous') in a conversation to imply that you are best friends with said person in lame hope of appearing cool by association
Cubix the cunt: I couldn't possibly answer that, i would get a grilling from Ronnie or Arthur (as he browses these forums) or a Avi, ha ha. I lie i love to bum lee blackwell on weekends.
by bernard September 7, 2004
mugGet the name droppingmug.

thick creamy load

"hello im MATT MILLER and i want you to empty your thick creamy load on my chest"
by bernard February 2, 2005
mugGet the thick creamy loadmug.

Jumbalator

1.n. Mechanical device consisting of a large PVC chair, a plastic phallus and several electrodes.

2 n. Any device designed to enhance one's moments of 'leisure'.
Man! that Jumbalator makes me wanna shit! Gee, it's like having an eight inch long vibrating turd, dude!
by Bernard August 16, 2003
mugGet the Jumbalatormug.

penetration

to "poke" someone in a bodily orifice
by bernard February 2, 2005
mugGet the penetrationmug.

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