thick creamy load

a mans "special sauce"

"hello im MATT MILLER and i want you to empty your thick creamy load on my chest"

by bernard February 02, 2005

popcfg

The place which I call my second home. The place where I have met my best friends or better yet my sisters. The place where nothing goes wrong and everything is just right. The place where I could never imagine never seeing again.

My favorite place in the world is popcfg.

by Bernard February 05, 2004

the spike

The act of inserting a finger into the anus while performing oral sex. Usually it's male to female or in the gay community male to male or female to female but could apply to female to male

I gave her "the spike" while I was going down on her. Drove her crazy man!!

by bernard August 01, 2006

Nonces

kiddy fiddlers

Fraggle Rock is full of nonces

by bernard April 11, 2003

pissy

irritible, annoying see wordPMS

don't get all pissy on me.

by bernard April 11, 2003

shoop

to put something sweaty on hand, then sneak up behind someone and wipe your hand in their mouth

"goddamit tim i was enjoying that cake until you went and shooped me with ball sweat"

by bernard February 02, 2005

penetration

to "poke" someone in a bodily orifice

COME OVER HERE AND PENETRATE ME BIG BOy

by bernard February 02, 2005