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gaming: An alternative character, as opposed to one main character you play in a game. Many online games allow the user to make multiple characters. People that make alts to an extreme are said to be altoholics.
XxLord Dark Evil BlacknessxX: Hey, any1 got a healer? we rly culd youz a healr on this mish.
Mistress Dark Blood Necro Fairy: Ya, i kan log onto 1 of mai alts, brb.
alts by Scott Trowbridge October 2, 2008
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man, jeff is such an alts
alts by vdb April 10, 2008
a term in Mongolian for cunt or dry vagina.
It is highly used especially by the orks of mongolia from the land of the ger horoolol
chinii eej tom altstai
alts by chinii eej alts January 3, 2019

Alts-heimer's 

The loss of an item due to being unable to remember which character it was stored on.
Billy was going to give me his Magical staff of fire last night but he got a stroke of Alts-heimer's and can't remember where it is.
Alts-heimer's by Acidictadpole March 6, 2009

alts.pizza 

alts.pizza is in simple terms a kids scam for popular game minecraft | the kind to use alts.pizza would be skid / sigma client users or newfags
have you heard of that site alts.pizza? what is it? a generator that only pulls money from bank cards!
alts.pizza by RWhistle June 3, 2022

Altschmerz 

(n.) Weariness with the same old issues that you’ve always had - the same boring flaws and anxieties you’ve been gnawing on for years, which leaves them soggy and tasteless and inert, with nothing interesting left to think about, nothing left to do but spit them out and wander off to the backyard, ready to dig up some fresher pain you might have buried long ago.
Derived from the German word, weltschmerz. Welt means world, and schmerz means pain, so as a compound word, the combination, literally translated, means “world pain.”
I feel like altschmerz is taking over me.
Altschmerz by Words are cool February 9, 2019
when people dress to avoid mainstream fashion but associate with others who dress with similar intentions. when they congregate in large numbers their alternative appearance becomes the norm.
billy: we should go to that underground club dressed in smart casual.
jim: the club were everyone is dressed crazy to show they don't conform and are hip?
billy: yeah, but they all end up looking the same and negating their wacky fashions.
jim: they're totally altstream.
altstream by thoja721 February 15, 2012
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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