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Altin is a very sexy and handsome term for a person. It gives me a buldge in my pants thinking of him. Honestly I think I jizzed a little on accident on December 1 2018.

Man he has a friend named Eric jiang and he also makes me want to shit my pants in fear because he threatens to eat my dog cause he’s asian .
and his 3rd friend granit is honestly very scary cause he’s Muslim and I think he’s gonna bomb me sometimes .
and then there’s visar he just sits in the back of the class listening to Eminem because he’s a white rapper.
Man i cannot believe this!!

here’s a video of altin F every day at school
ALONE!
Altin F by Mustard Nigger November 30, 2018
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Alton Firehydrant 

When one drinks too much Busch beer and eats too much $.29 shrimp, ending up riding the Big Elwood while spewing out the shrimp.
Eddie: Did you see Betty doing the Alton firehydrant last night to Frankie?
Carol: Hell yeah, she sent that shrimp flying over the great wall.
Alton Firehydrant by Urbanrich666 October 12, 2020

Actin' A Fool 

When one is wilin' out, often but not exclusively in situations that are hazardous. Having a wide range of applications within the vernacular, "acting a fool" can apply equally to jovial tomfoolery between contemporaries as it can to verbal threats directed at any individual who ought to slow their roll to avoid serious consequences.

In popular culture: As featured on the soundtrack to 1994’s “Above The Rim,” Tupac Shakur describes a turbulent period of troublemaking in high school: “I was a fool all through high school, kickin’ up dust,” later on the track “acting a fool” is used as synonymous with the same behavior.

Xzibit uses the phrase to as a descriptor synonymous with “sprung” in the S&M-themed hit “Choke Me, Spank Me, Pull My Hair,” whereas on “Act A Fool,” Mac Dre describes the complicated relationship between an attractive woman and her suitor.
"Tell me whatcha gon' do? Act a fool." -Ludacris
"He sprung, dawg; actin' a fool every time she around!"
Actin' A Fool by Enderwign August 22, 2015

actin' a fool 

Going full retard actin' like a goof n shi'. lmao #wylin'
Bill Nye tho why you actin' a fool n shi'

Alton Wet Foot 

To carry out the process of urination, under a cubicle door, whilst an inocent bistander is trying to excretiate( take a shit)
*Person 1- Hey take this you shitter!!
*'splashing sound'
*Person 2- Hey dud your pissing on my hush puppies!!
*Person 1- Yeh man i know.... its called the Alton Wet Foot
*Person 2- When I've finished shitting i am going to Shove my dick in your rear !!!
Alton Wet Foot by Nichadamcon December 15, 2008

altinfinity 

A alternative branch of the multiverse with infinite drama. Their slogan is 'It's never dramatic enough.'
As per his letterbox, Animesh definitely is a part of altinfinity
altinfinity by altinfinity December 24, 2021

alvin and the chipmunks fetish 

When you get aroused by the movies Alvin and the Chipmunks.
man 1: we should watch alvin and the chipmunks
man 2: nah man that movie makes me horny asf, i have an alvin and the chipmunks fetish.