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Altin is a very sexy and handsome term for a person. It gives me a buldge in my pants thinking of him. Honestly I think I jizzed a little on accident on December 1 2018.

Man he has a friend named Eric jiang and he also makes me want to shit my pants in fear because he threatens to eat my dog cause he’s asian .
and his 3rd friend granit is honestly very scary cause he’s Muslim and I think he’s gonna bomb me sometimes .
and then there’s visar he just sits in the back of the class listening to Eminem because he’s a white rapper.
Man i cannot believe this!!

here’s a video of altin F every day at school
ALONE!
Altin F by Mustard Nigger November 30, 2018
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Alton Firehydrant 

When one drinks too much Busch beer and eats too much $.29 shrimp, ending up riding the Big Elwood while spewing out the shrimp.
Eddie: Did you see Betty doing the Alton firehydrant last night to Frankie?
Carol: Hell yeah, she sent that shrimp flying over the great wall.
Alton Firehydrant by Urbanrich666 October 12, 2020

Actin' A Fool 

When one is wilin' out, often but not exclusively in situations that are hazardous. Having a wide range of applications within the vernacular, "acting a fool" can apply equally to jovial tomfoolery between contemporaries as it can to verbal threats directed at any individual who ought to slow their roll to avoid serious consequences.

In popular culture: As featured on the soundtrack to 1994’s “Above The Rim,” Tupac Shakur describes a turbulent period of troublemaking in high school: “I was a fool all through high school, kickin’ up dust,” later on the track “acting a fool” is used as synonymous with the same behavior.

Xzibit uses the phrase to as a descriptor synonymous with “sprung” in the S&M-themed hit “Choke Me, Spank Me, Pull My Hair,” whereas on “Act A Fool,” Mac Dre describes the complicated relationship between an attractive woman and her suitor.
"Tell me whatcha gon' do? Act a fool." -Ludacris
"He sprung, dawg; actin' a fool every time she around!"
Actin' A Fool by Enderwign August 22, 2015

actin' a fool 

Going full retard actin' like a goof n shi'. lmao #wylin'
Bill Nye tho why you actin' a fool n shi'

Alton Wet Foot 

To carry out the process of urination, under a cubicle door, whilst an inocent bistander is trying to excretiate( take a shit)
*Person 1- Hey take this you shitter!!
*'splashing sound'
*Person 2- Hey dud your pissing on my hush puppies!!
*Person 1- Yeh man i know.... its called the Alton Wet Foot
*Person 2- When I've finished shitting i am going to Shove my dick in your rear !!!
Alton Wet Foot by Nichadamcon December 15, 2008

altinfinity 

A alternative branch of the multiverse with infinite drama. Their slogan is 'It's never dramatic enough.'
As per his letterbox, Animesh definitely is a part of altinfinity
altinfinity by altinfinity December 24, 2021

alvin and the chipmunks fetish 

When you get aroused by the movies Alvin and the Chipmunks.
man 1: we should watch alvin and the chipmunks
man 2: nah man that movie makes me horny asf, i have an alvin and the chipmunks fetish.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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