One who aids the clergy in their rituals, by bringing certain items to the table, or carrying the book for them to read. Of recent years, altergirls have been allowed as well.
Despite what everyone says, alterboys are just there to help, as one priest cannot do everything himself. Sometimes there may be a deacon to help when no alterboys are present, but this is not always the case. An astounding 0 reports, suspicions, and accusations combined of alterboy molestation have come to pass in my Church's history.
Despite what everyone says, alterboys are just there to help, as one priest cannot do everything himself. Sometimes there may be a deacon to help when no alterboys are present, but this is not always the case. An astounding 0 reports, suspicions, and accusations combined of alterboy molestation have come to pass in my Church's history.
Considering I WAS an alterboy for two years and was not once molested, I think I'm well experienced to say so.
by Kenthar November 11, 2003
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by comanando January 19, 2006
Get the alterboy mug.a boy who assists a clergy(priest) member in a church. They seem to be constanly molested by the priests.
Priest: Where is alter boy Joseph
Nun: I think he went to pray in the church.
Priest: Really, i shall join him
(enter suspensful music)
Nun: I think he went to pray in the church.
Priest: Really, i shall join him
(enter suspensful music)
by Jessica Todero November 2, 2007
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"Man, Me and Sheila were at it again last night and i gave her The Thirsty Alter-boy when she stood up to get dressed and it got really messy."
"You sure as hell better have showered after that one!"
"You sure as hell better have showered after that one!"
by Johnny Dingman July 16, 2007
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by tbod February 25, 2008
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*As your best friend's ice cream cones melts*
Friend 1: "Oh man, it's dripping all over my hands."
Friend 2: "Said the alter boy to the priest!"
Friend 1: "Ick!"
Friend 1: "Oh man, it's dripping all over my hands."
Friend 2: "Said the alter boy to the priest!"
Friend 1: "Ick!"
by Ecclese September 11, 2011
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