alterboy 

One who aids the clergy in their rituals, by bringing certain items to the table, or carrying the book for them to read. Of recent years, altergirls have been allowed as well.

Despite what everyone says, alterboys are just there to help, as one priest cannot do everything himself. Sometimes there may be a deacon to help when no alterboys are present, but this is not always the case. An astounding 0 reports, suspicions, and accusations combined of alterboy molestation have come to pass in my Church's history.

Considering I WAS an alterboy for two years and was not once molested, I think I'm well experienced to say so.

alterboy by Kenthar November 11, 2003

alterboy 

Gettin you dick sucked while you quote bible verse.

He made me his alterboy last night.

alterboy by comanando January 19, 2006

alter boy 

a boy who assists a clergy(priest) member in a church. They seem to be constanly molested by the priests.

Priest: Where is alter boy Joseph
Nun: I think he went to pray in the church.
Priest: Really, i shall join him
(enter suspensful music)

alter boy by Jessica Todero November 2, 2007

The Thirsty Alter-boy 

The man kneels and faces the women standing upward. After severe tounge action to the vagina the woman will release love juice in his face.

"Man, Me and Sheila were at it again last night and i gave her The Thirsty Alter-boy when she stood up to get dressed and it got really messy."

"You sure as hell better have showered after that one!"

The Thirsty Alter-boy by Johnny Dingman July 16, 2007

Alter boy 

A prepubescent male used by the clergy as a semen depository.

That alter boy is such a hard worker, old Father Seamus had virtually filled him to the brim.

Alter boy by Cludgyspanklips October 31, 2019

warming up the altarboy's supper 

the act of masturbation.

the priest was doing god's work when he was warming up the altarboy's supper.

warming up the altarboy's supper by tbod February 25, 2008

Said the alter boy to the priest 

The catholic-friendly version of "that's what she said." Used to change an innocent statement into a sexual bombshell.

*As your best friend's ice cream cones melts*

Friend 1: "Oh man, it's dripping all over my hands."

Friend 2: "Said the alter boy to the priest!"

Friend 1: "Ick!"

Said the alter boy to the priest by Ecclese September 11, 2011