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Aloha Male 

A 'step up' from the 'Alpha Male', which nearly invariably is assigned not to a free and independent man, but rather a cocky and arrogant, "bossy"-type - the Aloha Male is at peace holistically with his universe.

His is a transcendent state, requiring no hierarchy, and in which the concepts of 'alpha male' and 'beta male' etc. have no bearing; since anyone who attains this degree of primal harmonious independence has neither compulsion to lead, nor follow, nor compete - no sensation of having anything left to prove, either to other people, or to himself.

He has 'arrived', and remains, happy and self-satisfied. The epitome of successfulness.
"Have you ever noticed how James Bond literally NEVER needs to give orders, pull rank, or beg favours? Everyone who meets him appreciates and respects him, because he is so obviously at peace with himself, even while doing battle! What an Aloha male!"
Aloha Male by Johnny Soporno November 27, 2011
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Alpha Male 

The early version of a male before testing & bug fixes. Unstable and not suitable for the public
That guy is a total Alpha Male, better not invite him over.
Alpha Male by Bow-Tie October 6, 2019

pseudo alpha male 

1. One who is a completely fraudulent alpha male.
2. One who lacks any sort of the real life attributes of an alpha male, while conversely acting like he is one.
3. The first and most substantial commandment in the practice of Cogswellianism.
Friend 1: "Mike is such a complete pseudo alpha male."

Friend 2: "How can you tell?"

Friend 1: "Well, he may try to be domineering, but there's not a single guy I know that fears or even remotely respects him."

pseudo alpha male by Sharterbaggers January 13, 2008

Alpha Male 

In the animal kingdom alpha males are a real thing and usually live an extremely violent existence while they constantly defend their territory and the females of their species that they breed with. In human beings an alpha male is more of a personality type that usually describes somebody who is arrogant, obnoxious, insensitive, selfish, competitive while also being insecure and often resort to physical violence. Alpha male is a term that people use to protect their egos and in order to explain and validate their treatment of other people.
"Why does that guy walk around disrespecting everybody with his chest all puffed up as if he's God's gift to the world?"

"Because he has a little dick, is insecure and is overcompensating. He thinks he's an alpha male"
Alpha Male by NotoriousBigG June 30, 2019

Alpha Male 

1) The leader of a group and/or a team. 2) Biggest arrogant bastard you'll ever meet.
No, I'M THE ALPHA MALE.
Alpha Male by Lemuppet November 24, 2020

alpha male syndrome 

noun: psychological ailment when a guy always has to push or boss others around, start fights, talk shit, make himself the center of attention, assume responsibility for anyone else's triumph while also pushing the blame for his fuck-ups onto others.
"hey Cara, whatever happened to you and Bill?"

"Oh, he's cute but he has a roaring case of alpha male syndrome. all he does is talk about how awesome he thinks he is at everything and he never let me choose where we'd hang out at night. plus he punched my sister's boyfriend in the face for asking me what time it was."

"damn. what a fucking chode."
alpha male syndrome by Amy Christ October 29, 2007

Domesticated Alpha Male 

A guy who thinks he is the ultimate catch, the proverbial "legend in his own mind" . A guy with typical alpha male characteristics with the added bonus of a sensitive domesticated side but in reality he is just a weak, submissive, cuck who enjoys cleaning up his wife or girlfriend's box after one of her many side dicks nutted all up in her.
Mark wants everyone to think he's an alpha male but in reality he's just a pussy ass domesticated alpha male.
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