Sharterbaggers's definitions
by Sharterbaggers May 8, 2008
Get the niggerpuffmug. P1: "I really find solace in blogging about my innermost thoughts."
P2: "I don't get that!"
P1: "Lofcourse not, we're polar opposites."
P2: "Lofcourse!"
P2: "I don't get that!"
P1: "Lofcourse not, we're polar opposites."
P2: "Lofcourse!"
by Sharterbaggers May 19, 2008
Get the lofcoursemug. Friend 1: "I've tried my best to be a true Cogswellian. I've done everything I could possibly do to meet all the requirements."
Friend 2: "Face it man... You're not meant to be a Cogswell."
Friend 1: "I guess not!"
Friend 3: "Dude, it's not a bad thing. If you truly practiced Cogswellianism, I'd have to most definately kick your ass."
Friend 2: "Face it man... You're not meant to be a Cogswell."
Friend 1: "I guess not!"
Friend 3: "Dude, it's not a bad thing. If you truly practiced Cogswellianism, I'd have to most definately kick your ass."
by Sharterbaggers January 13, 2008
Get the Cogswellianmug. When a desperate girl or woman (typically overweight) lights up your Facebook with comments that make it appear as if the two of you are dating. This usually happens whenever your relational status is set to single (and in some cases when you don’t have a relational status set). By doing this, she effectively sends a nonverbal signal to potential mates that you are already dating, but haven’t made it “official” yet.
Desperado’s comment on wall: "Hey thanks so much for talking with me last night! I can’t wait to see you next weekend!"
The poor male’s mental response: "What the hell? Since when does ‘nothin’ as a response to ‘whats up?’ on Facebook chat constitute as talking? Next weekend? What the fu- oooohh, that bitch is trying to Facebook cock block!"
The poor male’s mental response: "What the hell? Since when does ‘nothin’ as a response to ‘whats up?’ on Facebook chat constitute as talking? Next weekend? What the fu- oooohh, that bitch is trying to Facebook cock block!"
by Sharterbaggers August 26, 2008
Get the Facebook cock blockmug. A special space located within the “Stacks” section of the campus library in which there exists a small open hole in one of the shelves in which an erect penis can be anonymously shoved and serviced. Similar to the infamous glory hole.
Gary: Hey bub, it's about time we go to the stacks and "shelf read".
Unsuspecting young male hourly worker: Oh.. uh... Ok boss.
Gary: Mmmhmmm
Gary (to self): I hope the gary hole is ready for some schweet actions.
Unsuspecting young male hourly worker: Oh.. uh... Ok boss.
Gary: Mmmhmmm
Gary (to self): I hope the gary hole is ready for some schweet actions.
by Sharterbaggers June 16, 2008
Get the gary holemug. 1. One who is a completely fraudulent alpha male.
2. One who lacks any sort of the real life attributes of an alpha male, while conversely acting like he is one.
3. The first and most substantial commandment in the practice of Cogswellianism.
2. One who lacks any sort of the real life attributes of an alpha male, while conversely acting like he is one.
3. The first and most substantial commandment in the practice of Cogswellianism.
Friend 1: "Mike is such a complete pseudo alpha male."
Friend 2: "How can you tell?"
Friend 1: "Well, he may try to be domineering, but there's not a single guy I know that fears or even remotely respects him."
Friend 2: "How can you tell?"
Friend 1: "Well, he may try to be domineering, but there's not a single guy I know that fears or even remotely respects him."
by Sharterbaggers January 13, 2008
Get the pseudo alpha malemug. by Sharterbaggers March 19, 2008
Get the quizamsmug.