Definitions by Sharterbaggers
Facebook cock block
When a desperate girl or woman (typically overweight) lights up your Facebook with comments that make it appear as if the two of you are dating. This usually happens whenever your relational status is set to single (and in some cases when you don’t have a relational status set). By doing this, she effectively sends a nonverbal signal to potential mates that you are already dating, but haven’t made it “official” yet.
Desperado’s comment on wall: "Hey thanks so much for talking with me last night! I can’t wait to see you next weekend!"
The poor male’s mental response: "What the hell? Since when does ‘nothin’ as a response to ‘whats up?’ on Facebook chat constitute as talking? Next weekend? What the fu- oooohh, that bitch is trying to Facebook cock block!"
The poor male’s mental response: "What the hell? Since when does ‘nothin’ as a response to ‘whats up?’ on Facebook chat constitute as talking? Next weekend? What the fu- oooohh, that bitch is trying to Facebook cock block!"
Facebook cock block by Sharterbaggers August 26, 2008
gary hole
A special space located within the “Stacks” section of the campus library in which there exists a small open hole in one of the shelves in which an erect penis can be anonymously shoved and serviced. Similar to the infamous glory hole.
Gary: Hey bub, it's about time we go to the stacks and "shelf read".
Unsuspecting young male hourly worker: Oh.. uh... Ok boss.
Gary: Mmmhmmm
Gary (to self): I hope the gary hole is ready for some schweet actions.
Unsuspecting young male hourly worker: Oh.. uh... Ok boss.
Gary: Mmmhmmm
Gary (to self): I hope the gary hole is ready for some schweet actions.
gary hole by Sharterbaggers June 16, 2008
niggerpuff
niggerpuff by Sharterbaggers May 8, 2008
niggapoof
Similar to the noun niggerpuff in that it defines a gay black man. However, this slang version is used by "gang bangers" as a way to achieve a sense of brotherhood.
niggapoof by Sharterbaggers May 8, 2008
pseudo alpha male
1. One who is a completely fraudulent alpha male.
2. One who lacks any sort of the real life attributes of an alpha male, while conversely acting like he is one.
3. The first and most substantial commandment in the practice of Cogswellianism.
2. One who lacks any sort of the real life attributes of an alpha male, while conversely acting like he is one.
3. The first and most substantial commandment in the practice of Cogswellianism.
Friend 1: "Mike is such a complete pseudo alpha male."
Friend 2: "How can you tell?"
Friend 1: "Well, he may try to be domineering, but there's not a single guy I know that fears or even remotely respects him."
Friend 2: "How can you tell?"
Friend 1: "Well, he may try to be domineering, but there's not a single guy I know that fears or even remotely respects him."
pseudo alpha male by Sharterbaggers January 13, 2008