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1. One who is a completely fraudulent alpha male.
2. One who lacks any sort of the real life attributes of an alpha male, while conversely acting like he is one.
3. The first and most substantial commandment in the practice of Cogswellianism.
Friend 1: "Mike is such a complete pseudo alpha male."

Friend 2: "How can you tell?"

Friend 1: "Well, he may try to be domineering, but there's not a single guy I know that fears or even remotely respects him."

by Sharterbaggers January 05, 2008
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Condition which causes you to place an Amazon order, then shortly after remember something else you needed and place another order.
Wow, 10 Amazon boxes showed up on my door today. My Amazheimer's must be acting up again.

Person 1: Bro, your Amazheimer's is getting out of control.
Person 2: It's OK, I have Prime.
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